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Shaswat Gupta @masterchief164

I speak to rocks, sometimes they listen. (Programmer)

Joined July 2015
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Felt an earthquake and cleared my family off the house. Finally my insomnia helped 🥱. I guess mom won't complain about staying awake anymore 😂. #earthquake #Delhi
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In 2020 we wished how our grandparents would have bought land for cheap in the 80s and 90s. In 2050 our grand children would say the same about us about not mining/buying Bitcoin in the 2010s.
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Real programmers don't need comments, the code is self explanatory
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Aaj Bill Gates sahi me Jeff Bezos ban gya hoga 😂 #MicrosoftOutage #carryminati #IT
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Need stats on how much people save. Assume the monthly salary is INR 1 Lakh. How much would you save? The fixed expenses are 25k/month which includes food and rent. Assume you are in your 20s and do not need to send any money home. #SavingsMonth #Finances #thrifty #stats
17% 70k
25% 60k
33% 50k
25% 40k
12 votes • Final results
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Just started replacing the todos comments in my code with "side quest". I have a lot of code reviews scheduled this week. Wish me luck 😂
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Can someone help me with this? We had languages with intermediate byte code for Java and IL for C#. But now that we have docker that provides us with virtualization out of the box so why don't we just compile it to machine level code? Like c,c or rust does?
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Aryan Pandey@aisehiaryan
4 Apr 2024
Same place, same pose, new people 2023 ||| 2024 @HackbyteTPC #hackbyte
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Iss Desh me pehli baar hum ladko ke liye kuch reservation dekha hai. Accha nhi toh at least reservation toh mila. #genderequality #Reservation
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Just one question. Do we really need to post each and every part of our life online? I see people who complete a basic js course flex on twitter like they completed a very complex application on assembly 🤦‍♂️.
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Can someone give me pointers on why Mumbai is better than Bangalore? TBH I can't list any.
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10 ghante ke compliance courses 2 ghante me karke apni aukaat dikha di 😂
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Mumbai is more progressive than Bangalore, they even started reserving parking for they/them as well 😂
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The funniest thing I found on the internet 😂
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Yaar placements ke chakkar me Kam ho gya contribution warna kuch aur hi hoti value
Akshat Nema@AksNema
17 Jan 2024
Replying to @Priyansh_61
Then I think, you should start working now 🤧😄
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Anyone looking to share a pg in Goregaon West, Mumbai. Preferably near Morgan Stanley office in Aarey colony. No budget limits. Looking to start living from February. #pg #roommate #Mumbai #internship #sharing
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Bhai Instagram toh rehne do. LinkedIn, twitter, infact WhatsApp pe bhi help ho jaati hai. Yaha kon puchta hai 🤦‍♂️
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Police officer barked "Walk on a straight line". I walked ( drunk). Once I was done the police officer said "That's not a straight line". I just replied "It is, in an Euclidean space" 😂. #Mathematics #math #joke #Geometry
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Normalize saying this "the horrors persist and so do I" instead of "living the dream" 😂
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Read the first line. Damm who starts a book like this 😂. Attached the book as well in case someone was wondering 😂
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