Haha, oh man, look at this absolute legend of the night!
There he is, all tucked in like a big brave boy… except he’s rocking the full crinkly plastic armor because his bladder still hits the snooze button harder than a toddler after juice boxes. Those hairy thighs trying to play it cool under the sheets, but nope diaper front and center, puffed up like it just survived a Category 5 flood.
Bed wetter supreme, reporting for duty! Did you leak through to the mattress again, champ? Or is that just your “I’m a grown-up, I swear” costume?
Keep practicing those potty skills, little guy. The big boy undies are still a few humiliating accidents away. 😂