25 • baltimore orioles enthusiast • you smell discord: masypie
Joined October 2019
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May 25
The Rays and Orioles just played one of the most ridiculous baseball games ever 😭
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Planet tier list
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Apr 6
Well, I’ll be damned. It finally happened.
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Apr 1
Y'all make fun of Florida, but it's the only place with direct flights to the Moon.
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Mar 12
Opening Day should be a national holiday.
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28 Oct 2025
I know the graphic designer is pissed for being asked to make this
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idk if i’m just tired as hell or what but these announcers have me cracking up LMAO @kevinnbrown @realbenmcdonald type stuff and i’m loving every second of it
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28 Oct 2025
baseball in 2025:
"and here comes the least trustworthy reliever in the history of the universe to try to keep this game tied"
*102 MPH*
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28 Oct 2025
If you aren’t a fan of baseball, I am so sorry to hear that.
You are missing something special.
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men sized jerseys >>>>>
all of mine are mens cuz women’s are way too tight and fit weird
21 Oct 2025
one thing i will NEVER do is buy a “womens jersey”. like ever
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18 Oct 2025
Remember this when a celebrity tires to tell you how to vote.
Kim Kardashian tells Call Her Daddy that she would like to know the cost of a milk carton:
"I mean, I don't have a concept of what like certain simple things cost, which really, um is, you know, I'd like to know a little bit more about what like a milk carton cost."
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Blake Snell is the first pitcher in postseason history with 10 strikeouts, 1 or no hits and no walks in an outing of 8 innings
14 Oct 2025
Ummmm...okay then.
Let's be friends instead and not do this. We play for the same team of making awesome baseball content. I'd genuinely love to hang with you. We see like a natural fit. Right? We complement one another.
Why do this?
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