When the insider threat is a beneficial owner, shit gets real weird real quick

Currently faking newborn sleep stats to compete in the group chat

I had a BLT when I was 15 years old that ruined all other BLT’s for me. Every BLT since has been a sad attempt to chase that memory.

Realizing those AWS bills we all made were just an appetizer 😭

It’s not stealing if they give it to you

How can you practice getting ready for school 150 days of the year and still suck at it

Anything is a database if you’re brave enough

I’m looking to connect with someone at Google who maintains the hardware or software for 8.8.8.8. Who do we know? (Everything’s ok!)

As a human being... I'm repulsed. As a betting man... I'm intringed.

I have empirical proof that Taco Bell makes you higher

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dell 42U rack fits perfectly inside of a suburban/yukon xl/escalade esv; btw

Recession indicator?

If you use any of these Strapi plugins, DO NOT update... there's an active supply chain attack. strapi-plugin-health strapi-plugin-sync strapi-plugin-seed strapi-plugin-locale strapi-plugin-form strapi-plugin-notify strapi-plugin-api Malicious code is on npm, but not github.

I'll be releasing 2 episodes of Darknet Diaries this month, instead of the normal 1 per month.

I was talking with a couple of friends(@WeldPond and @dcuthbert) and going through old hacker photos together and they suggested I get some out in the public. I’m going to start posting old hacker photos and tagging them with #hackerthrowback. I may forget names or not know some of the people in the photos, please tag them or identify them if you can…and it won’t piss them off. #defcon #blackhat @defcon @BlackHatEvents

I'm looking for a new role! I've spent the last several years doing offensive security work across both government and commercial environments: red teaming, penetration testing, threat intel and malware analysis. Before that, several years as an Navy intelligence analyst. Certs: OSCE3 | OSCP | GIAC CTI | CRTO Looking for remote roles where I can keep doing hands-on offensive work: red team, pentesting, or threat research. If something sounds like a fit, feel free to reach out. #OpenToWork #RedTeam #OffensiveSecurity #CyberSecurity #OSCE3

"Can it Resolve DOOM? Game Engine in 2,000 DNS Records" blog.rice.is/post/doom-over-…

Exactly how I’m dressed booking it to that porta potty for the middle of the night pee

.@8bitspecter

Hey infosec frens! I need a speaker for May SecKC, one of our speakers had a work schedule change that is going to cause him to be unable to attend. Let me know if you are interested in coming to KC and giving a talk; we can pay for travel and we shall feed thee!! Thanks all!