Well @virginmedia this is the speed of broadband we get in our bedroom. We pay £45/month for 100mb. Your customers service on the phone is non existent - we've had this problem since May. Time to get @BBCWatchdog involved?
Little milestone for us today. This one came outta nowhere, swept me off my tootsies and continues to blow my mind. Let’s celebrate today by doing fuck all. Just the way we like it. I🍅U
No idea what any of these posts are on my Twitter. They most certainly aren’t me. I haven’t used Twitter for at least a year. I’ll figure out how to make it stop but please don’t think it’s me. Fuck sake.