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Joined July 2013
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2 Jun 2022
The new $1 Dollar Bill design looks pretty cool
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Every Scottish person in America needs to immediately try Chicken Fried Steak, and you’ll realise we and the Americans are kindred spirits
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At this point why even send me anything
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Some proper Chicago food bro they have a milkshake with cake in the cup it‘s ridiculous 😭
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7 Sep 2021
"ETH is gonna go to 10k very soon man, just trust me"
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1/New York just became the first US state to require advertisers to disclose AI-generated people in ads. It takes effect June 9, 2026. If you run paid media, you have days, not months. Here's what it actually means for your brand or agency. 🧵
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I bet the other 24 letters are pissed
Alphabet is raising $80 Billion by selling stock to invest in AI
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May 28
Can’t wait for the Series Q to invest in
We've raised $65 billion in Series H funding at a $965 billion post-money valuation, led by @AltimeterCap, Dragoneer, @Greenoaks, and @sequoia. This investment will help us advance our research and expand our capacity to meet growing demand for Claude.
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May 27
Sounds like something that would pop up on Plague Inc
JUST IN: FBI warns of rising “anti-tech extremism” as opposition to AI & data centers intensifies.
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drop your ugc tech stack, here’s mine: trackr (management tracking pay) tiktok (research sourcing) snowball/lightreel (research) notion (briefs)
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May 13
How a Tesla Model Y is looking at me after it cost $70 to fill up my Honda Civic
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May 12
It’s true
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May 12
Nobody hope for this more than the guy with his last $25 in this bet
May 12
BREAKING: 20% chance Hantavirus is declared as "public health emergency"
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Who’s working on an app that rounds up your debit/credit card transactions and invest that money in 6 leg parlay mutual funds? @ycombinator
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What if a vibecoder designed GitHub?
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Turn it off. All of it. No more AI.
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Let’s just say George RR Martin isn’t the only one who’s written 1,200 pages of Winds of Winter. We’ll see who finishes first Georgie boy @GRRMspeaking
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Apr 26
Somebody find out where Barry Allen was during the time of the shooting?
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Ladies if your boyfriend uses the Claude Code VSCode extension instead of the terminal tool that’s not your boyfriend that’s your girlfriend
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