Digital news stuff. Ex-Head of Social @DailyMirror. All views on West Ham, county cricket and the Red Sox very much my own.
Joined January 2009
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Matt Porter retweeted
May 21
•Tuchel cutting everyone from the England squad•
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May 17
Fascinated by Premier Inn persistently trying to feed me this Facebook ad for a hotel lobby with the most insane seating plan
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May 16
Desperately trying to play with my TV picture settings to mitigate this blue v blue kit clash in the FA Cup final
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May 16
Ref blowing the whistle early because of a Celtic pitch invasion? Sounds like grounds for a forfeit to me…
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May 8
Feel like Labour has suffered from this problem for years. The idea from some of their activists that they’re just entitled to the non-right wing vote. Be better and earn that vote.
May 8
Vote Green, Get a Reform government 🤷🏻♂️
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May 2
Will never not enjoy the fact the horse racing is on the TV in the background, meaning it’s probably about 3 in the afternoon
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May 2
West Ham can definitely say they didn’t have rub of the green with woodwork and marginal decisions today, but the performance is probably a vindication of the way we’re normally far more cautious and boring under Nuno. The game was far more open today and Brentford took advantage
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May 2
The siege mentality sportspeople manage to create for themselves always makes me laugh. Ipswich's Dara O'Shea being interviewed right now saying "no one wanted us" to get promoted at the start of the season. They're probably one of the most likeable teams in general for neutrals.
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Apr 28
Quite a hilarious disconnect here between being a large enough organisation that they presumably have some professional help managing their channels, versus what the demographic of people who spend their money with them travelling the world watching England actually think
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Matt Porter retweeted
Apr 18
Under new management:
Sky Sports
Pool table
Carling £4:20
John Smiths £3:80
2 cocktails from £10
Apr 17
🚨NEW: The Strait of Hormuz has been fully reopened
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Mar 10
The fixture pile-up would be incredible if that actually did happen. By my reckoning they’d be playing 57 games minimum in the season and that’s assuming they got knocked out of every comp at the first hurdle.
“I think I’d really enjoy going to Championship grounds.” 🏟️
Would Spurs fans rather win the Champions League and get relegated or NOT get relegated but win nothing? 🤔🏆
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Like getting the Forest job this.
Mar 2
BREAKING: Newly appointed Supreme Leader of Iran, Ayatollah Arafi, has reportedly been killed in an airstrike, just hours after being given the role.
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Matt Porter retweeted
Feb 28
European diplomats when war breaks out outside of standard 9-5 working hours:
Feb 28
Following the ongoing situation in Iran, I am convening a special Security College on Monday.
For regional security and stability, it is of the utmost importance that there is no further escalation through Iran’s unjustified attacks on partners in the region.
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Matt Porter retweeted
BREAKING: Peter Mandelson just sent this secret notice to all UK media, demanding they leave him alone.
He uses IPSO clauses designed to support grieving families in a bid to stop scrutiny of his relationship with Epstein
We have published it in full.
thenational.scot/news/258345…
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Feb 4
Be nice if the vicar could apply even 10 seconds of critical thinking before posting slop like this
The math ain’t mathing.
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Jan 21
This is one of the funnier memes because Rio is definitely online enough that he knows about this and hates it
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Jan 17
You should be getting arrested for this, simple as that
Jan 17
ABSOLUTELY DISTGUSTING FROM TREADDUR BAY
TOM TAYLOR SHOULD GET BANNED FOR LIFE
DISGRACE!!
@CPDPorthmadogFC
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Jan 14
I can only see this on mute in a bar, so I am going to have to assume that’s definitely Andrew Ridgeley from Wham doing AFCON punditry for Channel 4
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