Father of two on Chicago’s north side. Murphy’s Bleachers ribs evangelist. Long live the neighborhood.
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Happy for Jalen Brunson and KAT but man, James Dolan absolutely sucks.
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As someone who grew up idolizing the 90s Bulls, I will forever and always hate the Knicks, but as someone who lived to see the Cubs win a World Series, I can appreciate that “FINALLY” feeling Knicks fans are enjoying right now.
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Everyone who went to Stevenson just got infinitely more insufferable.
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A former Savannah Banana breaking up a Dodgers no hitter AND shutout in the year of our lord 2026. What a time to be alive.
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Guys please tell me yall got outside and touched some grass or a patio or sand or concrete beach today. It is glorious out in Chicago.
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There’s a hot dog festival happening at Old Crow in Wrigleyville today. Your ticket includes a hot dog and a mustard infused whiskey shot. Tickets: share.google/zMhl2lyPF2p8aac…
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So the big story out of Terre Haute television news is about the meteorologist who said she was fired nypost.com/2026/06/10/media/… but OH WAIT, the station says she wasn’t actually fired mywabashvalley.com/news/stat…
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Happy first long run of the Chicago Marathon training cycle to those who observe
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Javier Assad’s last two outings combined, both against the Giants: 12 1/3 IP, no runs, 4 hits, 10 strikeouts, 2 walks. Dude has stepped up.
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Greg Maddux himself never threw a 15 strikeout Maddux. That’s how insane Jacob Misiorowski was tonight.
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Jacob Misiorowski throwing a 95 pitch, 15 strikeout complete game is ABSURD.
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Jun 13
Missed both of the US’ first two World Cup goals because I was putting my toddler to bed so I’m gonna take credit for my good and attentive parenting being why we’re up early in this one.
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We heard 2026 is the new 2016!
So, on June 27th we are having a 10 year Anniversary of the Chicago Cubs World Series win celebration! We are giving away mini replica trophies to the first 1,000 fans through the gates, the 2016 trophy will be on display, Clark the Cub will be in attendance, and more!
Join the celebration: bit.ly/4xlr6Wp
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Appears to be a much younger crowd for Rufus du Sol than Mumford
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3:40 on Friday afternoon and by the power vested in me by this here hellsite, treat yourself to a drink if you haven't already.
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