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Jun 13
anything above 80 is terrible actually
Jun 12
new york heat isn’t even that bad. yeah it’s a bit sticky in the subway but you’d think people are dying the way ppl described it
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Jun 12
and why are they even getting a sunburn in the first place
white gays love posting pics of their sunburns every summer as an excuse to post their bodies
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Jun 12
and what if I told you I agree with her…
Jennifer Lopez says Oscar winner "Nomadland" is her "worst type of film."
“It’s not why I go to the movies. I like musicals. I like romantic comedies. I like thrillers, you know? And [‘Nomadland’] is a slow-moving thing about grief, and there’s no escapism to it. And I do like some movies like that… but that one I just didn’t. It’s just a taste thing,” she continued. “And I know we need movies about grief! I understand."
variety.com/2026/film/news/j…
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Jun 11
a bus every 6-7 minutes is the entire secret of good transit. no schedule, no app, you just show up. the kids have been screaming the answer at us for over a year. six seveeen. headways. they're talking about headways
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Jun 11
should I grow a soul patch
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Jun 11
me at the show tomorrow
I watched the woman next to me upload a photo of her program into Chat GPT and ask it for a caption idea. It told her “Let’s Do The Time Warp Again 💋” and she used it.
She did not, however, use a single brain cell.
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repeat after me
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Jun 10
Tarly Rae Mepsen
Spotify billboards spotted in New York & LA for an undisclosed artist.
Who do you think it is?
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Jun 10
I know we’re completely cooked on transit etiquette in NYC because even at the Franklin Ave shuttle terminuses people rush to board the train before others get off despite the train not leaving for FOUR whole minutes
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Jun 9
me walking into Crunch after being a former Equinox member for 3 years
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Jun 9
you’re watching The Knicks, I’m watching Pillion on HBO Max, we are not the same
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Jun 7
ntm on my country Portillo’s
Some proper Chicago food bro they have a milkshake with cake in the cup it‘s ridiculous 😭
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Jun 7
the most beautiful neighborhood is not sitting on top of a cantilevered highway, let’s be real
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Jun 7
Kissing your boyfriend on IG stories before AND after you blow out your birthday candles? Mama you’re breaking up
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Jun 6
New York has everything:
Basketball
Gay people
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