Happy No Kings Protest Day to all the past-expiration date Boomers and under-sexed women (of both genders) out there! Go get 'em at your rallies today! You got this!

Yes. Yes, I am.

Young women, Sleeve tats, on any limb, look God-awful.

OMAHAAAA

Hawaiian Brand 'Maui Sweet Onion' kettle chips are the superior chip on the market. No other chip comes close. There is no discussion. This is a final judgment.

Can we deport H1-Bs for traffic infractions?

I feel like Ben Rice has to be in the MVP conversation at some point if he keeps up this pace.

So, I should be worried that my kid likes the German soldiers more when he plays with his World War II Legos?

Your husband jizzed on a secretary's dress in the Oval Office. Let's not talk about decorum.

My kid is low-key based AF. We're playing Legos and he's over there doing his thing and narrating what he's doing. He puts one of the figurines in jail, and says, 'This guy goes to jail because he has ugly hair.' I start dying laughing and look over at him. He had placed a guard over the jail, and those three were in the jail. The dude in the cuffs 'had stolen the truck,' so he was in there. The other two have the Lego Subaru driver hairstyles.

About time. Dude was A-Rod level head gaming himself.

Me as a homeowner at the cloudburst thunderstorm we just got so that I, now, don't have to water the outdoor plants.

I'm told by Twitter that Massie and Cronyn not getting the endorsement is 'the death of the GOP.' Uhhh, what? Who voted for their opponents? Especially in Kentucky, which is a closed primary.

The side-by-side is insane. Her BMI is easily less than 18.5 now. The left is infinitely healthier than the right no matter how many 'refined sugars' she cut and how much 'incline walking' she does.

Love Volpe's .000 BA so far.

Why? Because Medicine sucks. Horrible career. Never do it, folks. Sacrifice your twenties racking up insane debt with no income (or savings) only to come out to a world controlled by Big Business, Big Pharma, and Big Woke. You're either eaten alive by corporate health through insurance garbage, coding garbage, documentation/EMRs, red tape, and Press-Ganey scores, or you get fed up with dealing with the problems, that aren't yours to fix in the first place, that your ungrateful 'customers' levy at you and blame you for, or get sick of listening to them act like they know more than you (they don't) because they have Google and 'you're just out to make money in the first place,' or you get Social Justice Warriored out of a job because you think that only women are women (IYKYK). Medicine absolutely, absolutely is a horrible career. I'd never wish it on anyone and would absolutely get out of it if an opportunity availed itself that wouldn't financially destroy my family. thepermanentejournal.org/doi…

Man, Primus fucking sucks.

Do your duty. Gotta bump those numbers up, folks.

Watching a the old 'Garfield' movie with my kids this AM before we go to Mother's Day brunch. Man, forgot about peak Jennifer Love Hewitt.

0/5 stars Don't strain your hamstring, folks. Would not recommend.