stream of consciousness

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26 Nov 2022
Do it alone. Do it broke. Do it tired. Do it scared. Just do it.
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me when I find out that a person from season 3 of my life knows a character from season 7
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Apr 29
You know it's a good match if you catch the ref cheesing like this
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Feb 11
Them mfs gotta lie down fr
It never occurred to me that Giraffes have nowhere to hide from storms! 📍 Maasai Mara, Kenya on Friday
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Jan 18
This. This very tweet is the problem with footy twitter
16 games left, 15 points off the top. Let’s go win this title gaffer.
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Man City just suffered their biggest xG defeat. Ever.
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My sweet prince... that purple patch would be majestic
🚨🇳🇴 Ole Gunnar Solskjær has shown interest in taking Manchester United job as caretaker manager, regardless of contract length. Man United, taking their time to assess candidates for the job. Darren Fletcher will be interim manager this week. ➕🎥 youtu.be/Byc6yyMKpIA
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15 Nov 2025
Wait is over
9 Jul 2025
I can't wait for it to rain again
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2 Nov 2025
They thought they'd won it lmao #dodgers
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20 Oct 2025
Most obvious Liverpool fan oat
📸 - SENNE LAMMENS DROPPED THE BALL AND THEN PICKED IT UP AGAIN! WTF!
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20 Oct 2025
The lads chose “Black Panthers” this year. You can’t write this
27 Aug 2024
Fascinating how quickly my boys U8 soccer team arrived at the consensus of “skibidi toilet” for our team name
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16 Oct 2025
Hermano piensa que es Andrew Huberman jajaja
🚨 Marcos Llorente took to Instagram to clarify the controversy over his use of colored glasses, insisting his approach is based on biology, not personal opinion or trends. Llorente explained that he wears yellow lenses indoors during the day and red ones at night to reduce exposure to artificial blue light, which he claims disrupts the body’s natural rhythms and energy production. He emphasized the importance of melatonin, saying that nighttime exposure to screens and LED lights suppresses this hormone, which he described as vital for general health. Llorente concluded by rejecting the idea that his habits are a “biohacker trend,” calling them a modern necessity for people constantly surrounded by screens and artificial light.
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23 Sep 2025
Jamaican guy wearing an inter Miami #10 kit at pickup: “With or without the shirt they call me Messi” 💀
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13 Sep 2025
Lillian Thuram watching Marcus give inter the lead and then Khephren equalize for juve minutes after
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5 Sep 2025
Is there such a thing as nonverbal for internal monologue and if so how do I attain
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29 Aug 2025
Why does Patrick Dorgu always look like he’s at gunpoint
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9 Jul 2025
I can't wait for it to rain again
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20 Jun 2025
European teams have the screens but South American teams have the streets #ClubWorldCup
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5 Mar 2025
Tongue tied always hits you when you least expect it
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11 Oct 2024
Single arm lat pulldowns at midnight, lover by Taylor swift in the AirPods, espn top 10 plays on the tele
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