Software developer, math enthusiast, and stalwart defender of the Oxford comma.

Joined July 2012
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20 Sep 2023
We have something very exciting to announce. Omics AI (omics.ai) is a revolutionary software suite that gives scientists the power to derive insights across global networks of omics and health data. youtube.com/watch?v=vdh2tM3y…
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Doing No Delete December, you gotta find other ways to fix your mistakes besides taking the cowards way out
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That awkward moment when your data pipeline recurses forever because the data has a problem where, to quote a colleague, "one dude is his own dad."
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Likely reasons you can't get a girlfriend: - You are an asshole. - You have poor hygiene habits. - You are too scared to even ask girls out. Unlikely reasons you can't get a girlfriend: - postmodern neo-marxists have infiltrated the universities.
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What happens when a stoppable object hits a movable wall? #ShowerThoughts
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Errai 4.1.2.Final is released, with nifty bug fixes from our awesome community like this one! github.com/errai/errai/pull/…

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By far the best thing to come out of Star Trek Discovery is the phrase "Logic Extremists".
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Errai 4.1.1.Final is released. Do you like #elemental2? Do you still use #GWT Widgets? Then you'll probably want to use the new Elemental2DomUtil: github.com/errai/errai/blob/…

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Errai 4.1.0.Final has been released! Wondering what's new? Look no further: errai-blog.blogspot.ca/2017/…

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Don't know what they are filming at Mt. Pleasant cemetery, but I just saw "Rasputin" on a trailer so I'm imagining it involves disco.
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29 Sep 2017
Final session on how and what to contribute on #gwt #project at #gwtcon2017 with @dodotis @ambisinister @maximum_bark @WeTheInternet
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#GWT 3 may be in the works, but #GWT 2 lives on! @ambisinister
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Max Barkley retweeted
28 Sep 2017
How well do you know jsinterop? @maximum_bark shows us how it works at #gwtcon2017
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Where does IKEA get there seemingly endless supply of fake TVs, computers, and keyboards?
Selfishness is doing a 3-point turn in front of a full bus. #BeckTaxi
Found a forgotten Starbucks card in my wallet with $15. Everything's coming up Milhouse!
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In line with a chatty retiree. Nice guy but his "positive energy/universe will provide" attitude is making it hard to keep my lunch down.