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Max Predmore @maxisms
Joined July 2009
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Los Angeles Zoo@LAZoo
13 Feb 2012
Opening March 8, The LAIR (Living Amphibians, Invertebrates, and Reptiles) will feature over 60 species! What's your favorite reptile?
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Max Predmore@maxisms
11 Nov 2011
"We're gonna steal humans from a wolverine"
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Max Predmore@maxisms
11 Nov 2011
"Trot horses on a bag!"
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Max Predmore@maxisms
13 Sep 2011
I think @theRealMattKemp should be the NL MVP and @cgrand14 should be the AL MVP
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Thanks for staying open late today @NHMLA yfrog.com/hsqqgouj
Martin Luther King isn't alive today. He died 25 million years ago
Max Predmore@maxisms
31 Oct 2010
Happy Halloween! http://yfrog.com/4yjk9j
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rainy day = helping mom make yummy vegan choc chip cookies. (Eggs are scary!) http://yfrog.com/fv8icmj
Max Predmore@maxisms
30 Apr 2010
Steve Poizner...poi-z-ner? Poisoner??? He's poison.
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Max Predmore@maxisms
29 Mar 2010
Still up! "I need a nightcap."
Max Predmore@maxisms
14 Dec 2009
POON SOCKS!
Happy Ween!!!
Max Predmore@maxisms
22 Sep 2009
"daddy, I know you're my dad and also a friend, but right now you're not either of those things because you are not playing ball with me."
I want mom and dad to name the baby: Oscar, Gordon, Chewy, Rufus, or MAX II. Names I don't like: Ringo or Execute.
My show on Comedy Central will be called Max's Comedian Stuff with Pig Sock
I'm going to be a star! I'm going to be a comedian but not until I'm 25 so I can say bad words. I'll say "What the... is that a Pig SOCK!?"
Max Predmore@maxisms
24 Aug 2009
BANANAGRAMS! http://yfrog.com/5j2h4j
Max Predmore@maxisms
23 Aug 2009
Songs written today "Versus You" "Jackets Burst" "Cycles on Fire"
Max Predmore@maxisms
17 Aug 2009
Mom: "The dentist used a drill on my teeth today. Max: "What's a drill?" Mom: "Some annoying tool. Max: "Uncle Andy!?!"
"I had a dream that I was eating at Hot Stick-OnA and now I'm having Hot Dog on a Stick. Life is funny." http://yfrog.com/5iyvwzj
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