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20 Oct 2019
John bought 5 mangoes, he gave 1 to his brother and 2 to his sister. If he decided to keep the rest to himself, Calculate the volume of the Sun.
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Germans got a game to statpad.
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I can now see the reason why Man United never rated Tahith Chong.
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Curaçao surprise Germany. Mende kuangusha kabati. Golazooooo
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Dick Advocaat is still a manager? Who does he owe?
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Germany is probably gonna score plenty of goals here.
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Germany has an interest here. Stunning goal
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The people of Curaçao will forgive us for pronouncing it /kurakao/
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27 Sep 2015
Classic Peugeot here #CBAconcour @MartWakoli
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Some things never change
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You've never been this wet before.
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They finally dig out the hyena, we are winning treble next season 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
🚨📸 | The Old Trafford pitch is being returfed by @Fineturf! ✅
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Fun fact: Every team at this current World Cup has at least one black player or player of African descent, including all 9 Asian teams, except Argentina.
Community note
This claim is false. Multiple teams competing in the 2026 World Cup do not have any players of African descent. For example, the squads of South Korea, Uzbekistan, and Türkiye do not feature players of African origin. olympics.com/en/news/fifa-w… olympics.com/en/news/fifa-w…
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Madhow you say Y'all think you're adhan in colour?
Replying to @arawelo_chaos
She said a bunch of madhoows came in, ate so much, paid using Send Money, then reversed the transaction as soon as they walked away. The Somali haabo was too busy to check her phone when Safaricom called her. It was sad.
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in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas
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Yesterday's World Cup game reminded me of a time USA was playing in a tournament and a hashtag #GOTEAMUSA divided kenyans on Twitter into group of schools versus others.
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Expected tears? 😭 There’s a 71% chance Ronaldo cries at the World Cup, according to @PolymarketSport.
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unarushia your corporate baddie a philosophical conundrum in the morning to challenge her mind na office husband anamuuliza "leo unavaa thong ama unakam ukiwa commando"
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After killing a cockroach The ants 2 minutes later:
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Everyone saying Elon Musk is the world’s first trillionaire is conveniently ignoring the entire country of Zimbabwe
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Elon, it's time.
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