I do stuff with A.I. brands / husband / dad / autodidact / polymath / unstable idiot / pretty much amazing
Joined September 2008
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15 Nov 2024
The “finding out” phase usually fills me with joy, but right now it’s just fucking sad.
15 Nov 2024
Muslims who voted Trump upset by his pro-Israel cabinet picks
"Trump won because of us and we’re not happy with his Sec of State pick and others,” says Rabiul Chowdhury, who chaired the Abandon Harris campaign in PA. Muslims helped Trump win MI also.
timesofisrael.com/liveblog_e…
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8 Sep 2022
I’ve blocked so many local spam numbers in the last two weeks that pretty soon no one from 617 will be able to call me anymore.
8 Jul 2022
This right here is going to completely change advertising agency creative departments forever.
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10 Feb 2022
Oh wow. <3333
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14 Jan 2022
People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like “do you ski?”
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17 Nov 2021
A prelude to a strange new world world of home-brewed iPhone mods, I’d wager. apple.news/AWoiZv6qURzOH431V…
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7 Nov 2020
This may be the most Philly thing ever.
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7 Nov 2020
BREAKING: Jared Kushner has reverted to Doll Form
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7 Nov 2020
#SDNY he's all yours.
7 Nov 2020
I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!
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7 Nov 2020
Mood forever.
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7 Nov 2020
Oddly, I’m most excited that Karen Pence is being replaced by a Jewish entertainment lawyer.
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7 Nov 2020
My new sound machine setting is “Manhattan, Nov. 7.”
7 Nov 2020
All of Manhattan is literally cheering in the street right now. We did it 🥺
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6 Nov 2020
77% of Jews voted for Biden which indicates that fewer American Jews are falling for your fake (and desperate tbh!) accusations of antisemitism against progressives like @IlhanMN, who better represents our community's interests than any of you ghouls ever could.
6 Nov 2020
Jews voted Republican in bigger numbers than ever before, and unless Democrats remove antisemite @IlhanMN from leadership positions they will lose even more Jewish voters.
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6 Nov 2020
Ridiculous.
6 Nov 2020
Whoa. @imillhiser did some rough math and:
If Republicans win the GA specials, the Dem Senate *minority* will represent 20 million more people than the GOP majority.
If Dems win, the Senate will be 50-50, and Dems will represent 41 million more people. vox.com/2020/11/6/21550979/s…
31 Jul 2020
Imagine if every employer stopped being dickheads about kids showing up on “important” Zoom calls and instead chilled the fuck out ... would we still have this ersatz “crisis” around sending kids back in the Fall?
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31 Jul 2020
If a kid interrupting a business call for a second is the thing that ruins your “important” deal then, and hear me out: you might just suck at business.
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31 Jul 2020
If an employee missing a deadline bc they were busy with childcare ruins your project: that’s weird, bc we make up deadlines. They’re fake things that can be arbitrarily adjusted. Unlike one’s ability to breathe, 90% of the time they aren’t actually critically important.
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19 Jul 2020
Next time you see someone who hasn't filled out their DIY pride flag, help them out by coloring it in for them
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12 Jul 2020
We were all worried about Skynet. Meanwhile, nunchuck bears.
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