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15 Mar 2022
I just gave a homeless person R10. The lady behind me shouts HE'S JUST GOING TO USE THAT FOR DRUGS! So I decided to confront him.. Cos I wanna know where to get drugs for R10.
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Matt 马特 retweeted
If you're trying to write a hit song you should consider writing one about jumping, wanting to jump or suggesting that others jump (possibly along with you). Those always seem to do pretty well
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The most hilarious alien scenario ever would be if they came to Earth threatening to overthrow our leaders, and we all got excited and offered to help.
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Wimpy if the only South African fast food joint where the burgers actually look like the photographs on the menu
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One thing I'll never understand is arachnophobia. I mean who cares if spiders get married 🤔
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Oops
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2 whiskeys and 3 glasses of wine in makes a 23 hour travel time bearable
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Mu Mu is excited to be travelling again
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I'm back on this Hellscape of a platform for 5minutes and I'm already so fucking angry at the total idiocy of some people
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I can be your bodyguard and you can be my long lost pal
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Matt 马特 retweeted
Replying to @MattWalshBlog
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Hopefully this little lass brings some luck
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My mom fell and broke her hip. she's in ICU and going to get operated on tomorrow. Great fucking start to 2026
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We just call them relationships
Be honest How do you feel about racially mixed marriages and relationships 🤔
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what a silly cunt
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My New Year resolution is to say 'Yes' to more things but also to say 'No' to things and people who don't align with me.
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30 Dec 2025
Something about 'Love thy neighbour as I have loved you.' Must have missed the bit that said 'But only if they look like you'.
Nobody wants to live in a neighborhood with people who don’t: - Speak their language, - Share their history or culture, - Have similar values - Practice the same religion Nobody. Multiculturalism is an abhorrent idea.
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30 Dec 2025
This is boilerplate Nazi logic Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer. This experiment has been tried and results in mass graves.
Nobody wants to live in a neighborhood with people who don’t: - Speak their language, - Share their history or culture, - Have similar values - Practice the same religion Nobody. Multiculturalism is an abhorrent idea.
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Matt 马特 retweeted
Im all for transgender rights but this is sick… From a woman in a restroom talking about a man wearing makeup walking in on her: “He didn’t say anything, stood there and stared at us,” his attitude seemed to be: “I can do this because I can.” “He didn’t walk in and say, ‘Oh, I’m so sorry, I was looking for someone.’ “He walked in, he stood and he stared. He was doing it because he knew that he could.” Hint: The man is Trump at the 2001 Miss USA Pageant.
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29 Dec 2025
yes.
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5 Dec 2025
hmm great coffee
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