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Dean May @may_machine

I like eating. And i have three sugars in my tea.

Joined May 2011
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  • Followers 6
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#for65milliondollars I would catch the bus to Longleat with @PhilCollins24 and sexually attack the penguins while they were eating brunch
#for65milliondollars I would go on holiday to australia with @PhilCollins24 and spit roast a baby kangaroo!
#for65milliondollars I would let @PhilCollins24 take a dump on my chest
#for65milliondollars I would shoot a human up
Just eating chicken curry.
@alshore1 pink, and I used a toothbrush from boots, 99p
Just painted the bathroom.
Had a kit kat today. Four fingers, not two.
Dean May@may_machine
30 May 2011
Barry fucked me on mortal Kombat
Dean May@may_machine
27 May 2011
@RockShorty23 between u and me, it was a good nite, no one else has to know tho x
Dean May retweeted
Sam Pepper
@sampepper
27 May 2011
going to follow 700 people when i get 200 #RT on this tweet!
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Dean May@may_machine
26 May 2011
Just had a chicken nugget sandwich and a pizza.
Dean May@may_machine
25 May 2011
“@ryan_GOD_hart: @brobigballs I'm glad u bought incest up cos ur sister told me u shagged her in the ass while she was asleep
Dean May@may_machine
25 May 2011
Replying to @MunnitChops
@TheBethCarey @ryan_god_hart Beth fuck off u shit eater
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