chemical engineer, pigeon luvr, and former band kid
Joined February 2017
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10 Nov 2024
had dan and phil sign my thesis lol
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mentally going back to my really bad breakup 4 years ago so i can really enjoy the new olivia rodrigo album
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you need to really suffer in a breakup at least once not just because it means you really loved or whatever but so that you can really engage with media made about heartbreak
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Jun 10
maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette
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i drive past metlife every day to go to work and every day there are more of those big portable electric road signs up and they all just say AAAAAAAA&&&&&&&11111111 happy world cup everybody
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i will be working from home on game days i am not wrestling with that traffic
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iβve spent the past two years thinking i genuinely have to be ugly as shit and the moment i reactivate my hinge in new jersey itβs notification city my goodness
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IβVE BEEN ATTRACTIVE THE WHOLE TIME I WAS INDEED LIMITED BY MY LOCATION
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canβt believe it happened again. i left a load of laundry in the dryer and now all of it is rumpled and wrinkled
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someone on hinge with a 15 min monday crossword time is trying to take me on a date
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if i live in jc and match with someone who lives in brooklyn on hinge is that a long distance relationship
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- found out one of my βfriendsβ said something super homophobic about me
- cute barista at the coffee shop was very sad when i told her i was moving gave me free oat milk knew my name without asking
cannot wait to see what the rest of june has to offer
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May 15
Say what you will about Houston but itβs got more lizards than you might think
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dude running karaoke asked if anyone could help with his crossword. i was supposed to leave an hour ago
lowkey itβs important for society that you go to the bar on a weekday
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lowkey itβs important for society that you go to the bar on a weekday
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what if we kissed in the utah mammoth themed room at the draper ikea
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i love being an engineer i love science and problem solving and learning about industrial processes and doing root cause analysis and troubleshooting
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May 3
From Under the Cork Tree is 21 today. don't cheer too loud, they're a little hungover from the gin & kerosene last nightΒ π₯
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