Soccer player. Puckhead. Beer and whiskey snob. Comic geek. Metalhead. Cigar aficionado. All views are my own.
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The biggest upset of this tournament will be if Zlatan doesn’t strangle Alexi on set. #FIFAWorldCup26
The dynamic between Henry, Zlatan, and Alexi Lalas is a WILD watch.
Lalas spews awful analysis (always has) but delivers it with the confidence of a great, without the acumen
Zlatan is in a world of his own confidence-wise and Henry clearly has no respect for either of the other’s opinions.
No chemistry, tons of ego, 10/10
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@SIOLoudcast 1. Larry Hankin played the weird upstairs neighbor, Mr. Heckles, on Friends.
2. Yes, the “That’s some ugly baby” is the same Hamptons episode as the one where Kramer stole the lobsters and Jerry & Kramer saw George’s girlfriend, Jane, topless.
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Lou Reed.
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Görünüşe göre, sağ beyni kullanırsan bir tavşan görüyorsun ve sol beyni kullanırsan bir kaplumbağa görüyorsun.
Ne görüyorsun?
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Trump starts wandering off in the wrong direction after a G7 photo and world leaders have to step in and redirect him
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Big if true.
Backstreet Boy AJ McLean reveals he is moving from Vegas to NYC nydailynews.com/2026/06/16/b…
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It’s a fucking cult.
Burgum: "President Trump talks about the age of abundance. We're heading into that right now. He's accomplished something with Iran that has never been accomplished by another president in the last 47 years. He won a war without putting any boots on the ground ... it's a triple win -- winning diplomacy, winning economically, and winning militarily. Congratulations President Trump on a trifecta."
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😂😂😂
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Hey, if it’s not too much trouble, maybe at halftime a producer could get in JP & Lori’s ears and get them to agree on a pronunciation for Uruguay. Pretty sure JP’s got it right, but at this point I don’t really care, because hearing it two different ways is making my ears hurt.
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Gio Reyna would like a word. #USMNT
Jun 15
We might have seen the goal of the tournament there! (so far)
Emam Ashour puts Egypt ahead on the 19th minute.
#FIFAWorldCup
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All that, and they have a cool nickname, too. So happy I got to see that match. #FIFAWorldCup26 #BlueSharks 🦈
Jun 15
Cape Verde fans will always remember this moment. 🇨🇻
An incredible debut at the FIFA World Cup for the country as the Blue Sharks drew with Spain
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No.
Jun 15
Is Panama by Van Halen a better song than Photograph by Def Leppard?
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They didn’t exactly look set to take on the World Cup. #USMNT
Jun 13
Paraguay is officially set to take on the 2026 FIFA World Cup. Here is the entire 26-man squad for the Paraguay national team. usatoday.com/story/sports/so…
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Nothing for nothing, man, but Diego Luna ain’t doing that. #USMNT
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Poch is all of us right now. #USMNT
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It was a toe poke that beat the keeper because it was deflected. Settle down.
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You spelled *choke jobs* wrong. #NBAFinals
Jun 11
Knicks 107, Spurs 106
One of the greatest comebacks in Finals history.
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Can’t remember which one it was, exactly, but it was whatever the first Kiss song I ever heard was.
Jun 11
What song changed your life?
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