Product guy. Tweets on macro, markets, new media, fintech, biotech, politics, food, and the strange.
Joined April 2011
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15 Aug 2025
As much as I hate this timeline, I'm here for this.
15 Aug 2025
MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING — AND I AGREE — THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM (AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR) DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. WHY? BECAUSE OF THE “MOST INCREDIBLE MAPS IN THE HISTORY OF MAPPING” (EVEN COLUMBUS). THESE MAPS WILL END THE “VERY RIGGED” ELECTIONS, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN (MAGA!!!), RETAKE CONGRESS “FOR THE PEOPLE”, AND SAVE DEMOCRACY. NOBODY ELSE COULD HAVE DONE THIS — CERTAINLY NOT THE “SELF-PROCLAIMED” MASTER DEALMAKER DONALD “TACO” TRUMP (TINY HANDS) WHO MISSED “THE DEADLINE” AND LOST (SAD!). PEACE THROUGH MAPS — NO ONE HAS EVER THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE. I AM THE “PEACE TIME” GOVERNOR NOW, STOPPING “POLITICAL WARS” BEFORE THEY START. HARMONY, UNITY, EVEN LOVE. THE NOBEL COMMITTEE HAS GIVEN THIS AWARD TO LESSER PEOPLE FOR MUCH LESS. I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, ACTUALLY EARNED IT. THE WORLD WILL BE SAFER, KINDER, AND FRANKLY MORE “BEAUTIFUL” BECAUSE OF MY MAPS. GIVE GAVIN THE NOBEL, MANY ARE SAYING. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN
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31 Oct 2024
In an age where so many papers have decided to not endorse, this is a nice change.
31 Oct 2024
Presidents do not have to be saints, and we hope that a second term for Donald Trump would avoid disaster. But he poses an unacceptable risk to America and the world. If The Economist had a vote, we would cast it for Kamala Harris econ.st/3NKsH2r
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23 Jul 2023
I asked @madebygoogle to recommend the best song in the whole universe that I would love. No joke it recommended Peaches by @jackblack and I'm very mad that Google is correct.
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11 Jun 2023
@AlaskaAir mechanical problems from Redmond to Seattle. Downgraded to coach. 6 hour layover in Seattle. Had to fight to get into the lounge. Now on redeye getting to JFK at 6am. Flight 22. Let's do better
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11 Jun 2023
Now I gotta call customer service and stay on hold for hours to get compensation for this nonsense? The worst
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21 Mar 2023
Axel-Springer-Inhalte ab sofort auf dem Bloomberg Terminal verfügbar go2.as/404gKc6
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10 Jan 2023
"The CEO of #Montefiore Medicine pulled down $13 million from the hospital network — a year BEFORE even taking the top spot." Feb 2020
nypost.com/2020/02/15/bronx-…
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18 Nov 2022
It's hard to imagine anything really replacing Twitter.
That being said, just from looking around, if you want a combo of fast-breaking news, headlines, chat, and professional information, this is probably the best I've found. bloomberg.com/professional/s…
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18 Nov 2022
Shout out to all the workers at Twitter. You all built a vital place for connection and deserved so much better.
Millions of people appreciate the space you built and the hard work that went into it. Thank you 💙
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22 Aug 2022
A List of Things People Blamed on Bicycles
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6 Aug 2022
The show “The Bear” but the restaurant only serves peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and water
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28 Jul 2022
This is what it’s come to. Veterans. The sick, the dying. Fed up. Pulling an all nighter to support their fellow vets. This is the hell their service has brought them.
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26 Jul 2022
Movement to boycott Walgreens grows online as more customers report being denied birth control and other contraceptives $wba news.yahoo.com/movement-boyc…
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15 Jul 2022
Jesus.
15 Jul 2022
Do you even live in Pa? And can you spell the town you live in? 😂.
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12 Jul 2022
Yo @SUBWAY - the family went to a participating location for the advertised free subs and they "ran out." Of course, they allowed them to buy a sub. Sounds a bit like "bait and switch" to me.
7 Jul 2022
This was an amazing podcast. So many parallels to today and funny as hell. Great job @TheStalwart
7 Jul 2022
NEW ODD LOTS:
An interview I've wanted to do for years.
@tracyalloway and I talked to Stephan Paternot, the former co-CEO of the TheGlobe.com.
In 1998 it had the biggest IPO ever and Paternot had ~$100M.
What it's like to lose it all...
bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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10 Jun 2022
.@NYCSchools should be ashamed of this process. so many kids who worked so hard have had their hearts broken.
nypost.com/2022/06/09/nyc-pa…
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