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$300 BILLION DOLLARS TO IRAN??!!! Trump agreed to give Iran $300 BILLION dollars for reconstruction cost after Trump bombed Iran. Are you kidding me? What an embarrassment! Americans are getting screwed again!!
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This is how Rush introduced Tom Sawyer last night. This was their first show since 2015. Incredible. ๐Ÿ˜
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Bexley Ohio church fun fest ruined by teen takeover!
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Did you know that official police policy requires them to be racist against Whites? It is deeply wrong and must change NOW.

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This is so heartwarming
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That deer is doing God's work
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This video is PEAK comedy gold. I felt this in my SOUL. ๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€œCanโ€™t stand these fckn bicyclistsโ€ โ€” my brother, you just narrated my morning commute. He nails it: Grown-ass men in skin-tight neon spandex outfits looking like a pack of radioactive Power Rangers, riding three-wide like itโ€™s the Peloton Championships on a residential road. No oneโ€™s handing out medals at the cul-de-sac, Kyle. Youโ€™re not transporting a heart for surgery. Youโ€™re just expensive, slow-moving road geese with $10k carbon fiber attitudes. One? Fine. Eight? Thatโ€™s a tactical formation. Thatโ€™s how civilizations fall. Iโ€™m honking, Iโ€™m crying, Iโ€™m in agreement. Save us from the Lycra Legion. He nails every reason I canโ€™t stand the bicycle militia.
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This lady is driving down a stretch of road on St. Louis St. in Springfield, Missouri. She is driving exactly 30 Mph and as she does so the rumble strips create the melody of โ€œAmerica The Beautifulโ€. This just opened up recently. The song was chosen as a tribute to Americaโ€™s open road, the spirit of Route 66 and the upcoming celebration of the countryโ€™s 250th anniversary. โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ I think that is too cool. Love when towns and cities are patriotic. ๐Ÿ’ฏ Never knew this existed or was a thing. Iโ€™ve heard there are other roads in our beautiful country that have other songs as well. Did you know this existed? Have you ever driven on a road where the rumble strips play a song before? Isnโ€™t that cool?
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