This video is PEAK comedy gold. I felt this in my SOUL. ๐
โCanโt stand these fckn bicyclistsโ โ my brother, you just narrated my morning commute.
He nails it: Grown-ass men in skin-tight neon spandex outfits looking like a pack of radioactive Power Rangers, riding three-wide like itโs the Peloton Championships on a residential road. No oneโs handing out medals at the cul-de-sac, Kyle. Youโre not transporting a heart for surgery. Youโre just expensive, slow-moving road geese with $10k carbon fiber attitudes.
One? Fine. Eight? Thatโs a tactical formation. Thatโs how civilizations fall.
Iโm honking, Iโm crying, Iโm in agreement. Save us from the Lycra Legion. He nails every reason I canโt stand the bicycle militia.