Idea haver, problem solver & creative thinker. Wanna be world traveler. Language enthusiast. Genealogy nerd. Home reno project lover.
Joined September 2008
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23 Sep 2025
Can’t wait to hear @AndrewWhitworth say the @Lions ARE that good after the comments last week @fitzandwhit
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20 Nov 2024
That @amazon can just silently change your delivery time SIX TIMES IN A DAY is a power no one should have. Why can’t I have a say in when it shows up?! I will never want a delivery after 3pm, FYI
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16 Nov 2024
When you’re apx 12 minutes behind but afraid to ff to live because @netflix cannot keep it together…. And it’s way past your bedtime 🥺
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15 Sep 2024
Another assassination attempt against @realDonaldTrump? Do t worry, @ABC is still running their Emmy red carpet coverage
Seriously. 🤢🤬
Last week I thought I couldn’t be more disappointed in them. I was wrong.
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14 Aug 2024
Couldn’t be more disappointed in the new @vitalproteins paper container. Leaving a $30 tub I can’t seal in our 2nd home? Zero confidence it won’t spoil. Why did I throw the old one out?! This is worse than when they stopped including a scoop!
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9 Aug 2024
Imagine if #trump convinced his boss, the current prez, to drop out of his reelection, became a nominee w/o a single “common American” vote, refused to hold any1 accountable for near assassination of a rival, refused to answer media questions… WHY are dems not OUTRAGED?
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21 Jul 2024
When you hear @mirandalambert a new song and would have lost all of your money if someone bet you that the words weren’t “ain’t in the Kansas City morgue.” #cantunhearit. It’s giving Starbucks lovers all over again!
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#aintinkansasanymore
#whoops
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11 Jul 2024
Excuse me, @Apple. Family member currently doing field research in Pilar, Paraguay. Curious why you have one, generic location for the entire country in the weather app.
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6 Apr 2024
Never have I ever had such an exhausting, frustrating and long check out. About 25 minutes in. Same couple checking out in front of me. Same. Couple. Way to go @IKEA_Canton
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2 Apr 2024
when 95% of the #youtubers you watch start wearing @onXmaps gear, and then you see a job posting you'd be perfect for ... is it a #glitch or a #sign?
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18 Dec 2023
OMG. Every researcher on #twobearsonecave needs to be fired. Suggesting a SINGING contest with @newheightshow … who just had the #1 song on iTunes and @JasonKelce wrote an original song… keep working on it @bertkreischer
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25 Oct 2023
How you learn that the X app has given you another account instead of logging you in with your actual account. 🤦🏼♀️
@f1 @fisalpine
25 Oct 2023
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26 Jun 2023
Not for nothing but @LewisCapaldi seems to be a superb human being. Not that I’ve met him. But what an honest, genuine, triumph of a man. This is the kind of energy we all need. Kudus.
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30 Nov 2022
Oh @amazon. This was the only item in the box. Well, this an about 50’ of air pillows. #packagingproblems
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19 Nov 2022
When you’ve been stuck in a traffic jam so long @waze stops your trip then, uselessly, resumes it in the OTHER side of the (completely stopped) highway. Previous estimate time? 9 minutes. Haven’t moved in an hour.
13 Nov 2022
Hey @PuleoIntl why is it listing forward? Directions say adjust 3 screws in stand but there is only one hole in the collar. Is this gonna tip?! #savechristmas
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17 Oct 2022
Sometimes, your flight is great. And sometimes they board the entire plane at once, your luggage winds up 6 rows BEHIND you, a little old lady tries to exit the restroom when you’re 15’ off the ground & landing, & 2/3 the plane stands up too soon. Sometimes. Today. @Delta
8 Sep 2022
Hold on, hold on. @TraderJoeCEO does this mean someone in your company thinks Lake St. Clair is one of the #GreatLakes ?! ‘Cause it’s absolutely not.