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Human Mel @melhuman

new york

Joined September 2010
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Human Mel@melhuman
29 Sep 2020
Training magical thinking
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Human Mel@melhuman
28 Oct 2023
I feel like death but it’s so romantic of me to be hungover and slumped in a claw foot tub in paris
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Human Mel@melhuman
24 Oct 2023
Got a fantastic ad
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Human Mel@melhuman
23 Jun 2023
Collecting small shells, lichen, butterflies, scarabs, ferns, acorns, soils, seeds, bones, bark, corals, rocks, grains, teeth, roots. There is a warm indifference to all of it
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Human Mel@melhuman
31 Aug 2023
What I need is a smoother google street view perusing experience
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Human Mel@melhuman
24 Jul 2023
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Human Mel@melhuman
28 Jul 2023
I work so hard it’s crazy. enough
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Human Mel@melhuman
28 Jul 2023
Combining the joys of soft serve with the joys of mix ins, and sharing with a friend. You even have more ready to pop in the freezer for later. Who gives a rat’s ass
doctor worm@awaitingtrial
28 Jul 2023
Wisconsin healthiest family
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Human Mel@melhuman
24 Jul 2023
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Human Mel@melhuman
24 Jul 2023
Please please watch this
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Boob Jobs, Founder and CEO@cool_hot_woman
11 Jul 2023
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Human Mel@melhuman
10 Jul 2023
Average fitness trainer from Bristol
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Human Mel@melhuman
7 Jul 2023
Pearl jam made a whole generation of guys start singing weird
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Human Mel@melhuman
7 Jul 2023
Sorry but how do so many people not have the self awareness/foresight to realize these grey-toned floors ARE the dated 90s orange floors of this decade?
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Human Mel@melhuman
6 Jul 2023
The horrors are unending btw
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Human Mel@melhuman
5 Jul 2023
Your girl intimidated because I do my daily brain puzzles
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Human Mel@melhuman
3 Jul 2023
Pretty classic case of “I call it bourgeois if I don’t like it”
Jacobin
@jacobin
2 Jul 2023
Wes Anderson’s films, even at their best, are affected and embody the sensibilities and values of the elite. jacobin.com/2023/07/wes-ande…
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Human Mel@melhuman
3 Jul 2023
Just say you don’t like it! Don’t weaponize vaguely-positioned class symbols to strengthen a weak point
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@AOC
30 Jun 2023
It is very important to note this SCOTUS ruling does NOT remove Biden’s ability to pursue student loan forgiveness. The Biden Admin can use the HEA (Higher Ed Act) - our position from the start - to continue loan forgiveness before payments resume. They should do so ASAP.
Steven Mazie@stevenmazie
30 Jun 2023
BREAKING: the Supreme Court STRIKES DOWN President Biden's student-debt-relief plan by a 6-3 vote. The plan is not authorized by the HEROES Act—the law relied upon by Biden's education secretary.
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Human Mel@melhuman
30 Jun 2023
How to Talk to Your Teen about the Void
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vivian@blewmarine
16 Jun 2023
this is how it feels to be a girl composing an insane text
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