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LOUIS THEROUX: (shouting at ceiling) Hi Wallace, it's Louis. Are you coming down? V.O.: I'd been told to expect the unexpected when Wallace came down for breakfast. WALLACE: Be there in a minute! Enjoy the show! LOUIS: (to Gromit) Is this normal?
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Obama is a warlock
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PAUL MCARTNEY - TEMPORARY SECRETARY
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Does anyone know if Slasher's load-bearing ficus is still thriving
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last thing you see before getting slimed outside a Pop World
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22 Jul 2011
*knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer
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this change was added for people who defend here on Eichenwalde
Map Voting Changes in #Overwatch 🗺️ Starting in Season 2, if a map receives an overwhelming number of votes, it will automatically win. Maps will also display which side you start on, and a random option will be added. What do you think of the updates? 💭
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how it feels when the biggest ow streamers are wearing your post on a shirt 3 years later and I'm still a 100 follower lowbie chud my lyfe as a starving artist
irl streaming is too funny bro just wore this fit to a brazilian steakhouse and instead of getting kicked out they gave me 2 free desserts and some guy came up to me and asked if i wanted to review his bakery
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ohhhh your faceit and university team is called "winton commits tax fraud" is it? you must be a very specially loved boy☺️*pats you on the shoulder and loads one bullet into revolver*
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Verily I say unto you dullard bitch, thou shall not be vexing mine cortisol
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PROPER SIGHTED IN CUSTOM GAME BROWSER SEITA LOBBY
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Broskis… f*ck van der Waals forces… covalent bonds just gave us enough stability for a whole week! Is the covalent bond the baddest in the game rn? And if you say no… name a stronger bond.
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A sea lion pestering a Galapagos marine iguana as it was feeding on sea algae
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CAN I GET A MOREWEEEEEEEEEEEEEETH
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Der frühe Vogel fängt das Butter Croissant
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