day 23 in the closet, they ainβt found me yetβ oh shit they found meπ³οΈβπ they-them-theirs
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19 Sep 2022
we're mad about a hair piece?
19 Sep 2022
Why does Jill Biden always look like such a hot mess? Nothing says βIβm mourning for Queen Elizabethβ like a big black bow in your hair.
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1 Jun 2022
workers in europe: i will be taking the summer off because i need a little suntan
workers in america: i will be using one of my 3 paid vacation days to undergo open heart surgery
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3 Jun 2022
Lilith is a bad bitch and we shall walk her path this year π€
2 Jun 2022
Welcome to America where you have to use your PTO / sick time to see the doctor so you can miss pay AND get a fat medical bill
30 May 2022
one thing i will never understand abt adulthood is how iβm supposed to make appointments if i work full time and every place closes at 6 pm
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1 Jun 2022
hating women is apparently a bipartisan issue
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31 May 2022
Whoever said Black Clover is trash straight up LIED
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31 May 2022
I like being an American because I can choose to live with pain in my mouth or I can spend $3000 WITH insurance to fix the problem. Itβs like I live in the greatest country or something.
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30 May 2022
Inflation is made up in gonna throw up
30 May 2022
so everyone knows that the loan forgiveness is going to add onto the inflation problem correct?
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28 May 2022
Donβt let the return of Hunter x Hunter distract you from this
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28 May 2022
The Texas police say outside for a full hour before going in for those kidsβ¦good guys with guns, right?
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25 May 2022
Do not become desensitized to this.
At least 19 people are dead following a mass shooting - 18 of which were children.
This is not normal.
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25 May 2022
Donβt worry if your abortion didnβt work just send the kid to any elementary school in the US.
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24 May 2022
Not half the magic knights joining on a whim and expected to protect a whole ass kingdom with that attitude π
23 May 2022
Ah yes the story of a man who basically raises his wife so he can marry her later and make her wait for him and give the female character absolutely no agency cuuuuuute love the romance π
23 May 2022
I wish some characters just didnβt exist and Mineta is one of em
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21 May 2022
All of them
