lawful evil, chaotic twink | ♊️ sun ♉️ moon ♌️ rising
Joined September 2016
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7 Jan 2017
much like my stand, my gender takes 20 minutes to explain and an additional 30 to deploy and use for murder
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21 Sep 2017
why haven't i seen prosciutto in like a week. is he hiding from me again. why does he DO that
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10 Aug 2017
prosciutto keeps blasting country music in various rooms throughout the house and then i can't enter them. i'm a prisoner in my own home
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9 Aug 2017
sometimes you just fall asleep standing up in someone's backyard. sometimes that happens
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6 Aug 2017
[first glass of wine]
mmm nice. let's listen to jazz
[second glass of wine]
*struggling to remove my sweatshirt* we should fuck on the roof
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7 Aug 2017
stomping around the cul-de-sac because jotaro kujo and i are going to fucking throw down
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5 Aug 2017
i literally don't see why murder is wrong. if people don't want to die they just shouldn't get killed
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23 Jul 2017
i woke up and i'm cured. i'm perfectly healthy. i'm freed of the plague that's slowly killing my squadmates
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15 Jul 2017
how long have i been asleep. i'm covered in sweat and dog hair and szechuan sauce
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11 Jul 2017
i have bad news and good news. bad news is prosciutto just broke my finger, good news is it was my non-dominant hand. SLAPPO
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10 Jul 2017
somewhere, someone has implied any pair of my shoes are worth less than a tenth of their lowest possible value. i can feel it
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