Just a teaboy who drives a Mercedes. Arsenal **Barca. ⚠️⚠️ petrolhead. Sua Sponte

Joined May 2026
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MunyaChris retweeted
If Zimbabwe had women with real reasoning skills like this, they would’ve ended ZANU PF ages ago, not the ones twerking for chicken at rallies. @JMafume, the streets are angry. @edmnangagwa, please #MakeZimbabweGreatAgain. 46 years in power and still nothing to show? You can’t blow millions campaigning for more time when you’ve failed for decades. Fix the country, fix the economy or step aside for those who can. ✊🏾🇿🇼
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Heartbreak ye Arsenal ihombesa tjooo. Ko zvandoita se ndakurwara 🌚😭🙆🏼
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MunyaChris retweeted
Replying to @TawaazShuman
You spelt corruption wrong
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Hakunawo rehab yekumhanya here ? Asking for someone hangu 🤣🤣
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MunyaChris retweeted
23 May 2026 Ran only 117km Harare - Chinhoyi, New personal milestone . It can only be GOD 🙏🙏🙏. So long it makes you happy do it 🤏😎
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MunyaChris retweeted
Replying to @15x0xx
Congratulations, you have levelled up from nothing to anything😂😂
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"chimbomirai system iri down"
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🔸@Arsenal yangu mhai!!!!😭🥳🔥

ALT Arsenal Arsenal Fc GIF

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MunyaChris retweeted
Replying to @ManCity @okx
When you ask a mancity fan how they bottled the league
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MunyaChris retweeted
Hanzi pane asina kuenda kupry school here 😂😂
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Bournemouth haisi kutambira zvichemo
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MunyaChris retweeted
Replying to @EPLBible
I’m sure they gave this one too right ? 😂🤣
If this is not a red card for Foden, then I don't know what is. 146th Man City charge
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MunyaChris retweeted
“Dzosa munda , 1 post is not enough…”
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What’s really going on with Mazowe dam?
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Tapindwa hard as Zimbabwe apa 😂

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A friend once gave me $1000 so I could help him buy an iPhone 14 Pro Max. Next morning he came excited asking for his phone and I told him, “There’s no iPhone coming… this is now your deposit for your first car.” 😂 Guy thought I had lost my mind. Said I wasn’t his father and accused me of using his money for other things. I told him to come to my workplace during lunch. When he arrived, I called him into the office and my boss opened the safe deposit box where his money was locked away. Then my boss said, “If you still think saving for your first car is a bad idea, take your money back.” My guy saw the light and left the money there 😭 Yesterday he pulled up in a GD6 bought for him by his company and said, “Thanks for forcing me to buy that Toyota RunX back in 2022.” Sometimes you need friends who will tell you point blank when you’re about to do something stupid… not just “yes sir” friends worried about which bar you’re going to this weekend 😂 Anyway do you have crazy friends like that ?
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MunyaChris retweeted
Imi, kari kumboita marii ko ka Nissan Dayz.
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Replying to @ELMayo_1
Iwe kamota ka Chriss wakambokaona here ukuita nharo ?? Inini akatondiratidza ma receipts ndikatomupa pay yangu yema Zig kuti abhadhare duty 😂😂😂
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