if i'm falling, i'll do it like an angel
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Jun 4
girl who has to take the bus home off dat pinot grigio bc she spent wayyyy too much money on dyeing her hair
Jun 3
i’ve been at the salon for three and a half hours now, and we have yet to even apply the dye to my hair —— and after that we’ve still got like five more steps; this really is an all day process, my god
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liz lemon retweeted
you accidentally sign up for quora when you're 12 and they'll send you emails when you're on your deathbed too. i fucking BLOCKED them, how am i still getting these??? i'm 20 years old please Let It Go
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finally I can wait for my train in luxury
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walking into whole foods with a rambunctious toddler who’s been throwing tantrums all day, and a midsize dog who sheds likes there’s no tomorrow. feeling like a #menacetosociety
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two likes and I’ll midsommar bear him
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oomf has flirted w litr every female on twitter
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but also, like, be really excited for the woman you’ll become now that you’ve realized how you became someone you despise? instead of being an aimless narcissist?? productive self loathing!
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Jun 15
Dont delete that tweet...This is twitter, Not quitter
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Jun 15
Ariana Grande might just end up starving herself to death
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Jun 15
two ed related posts within the last hour and a half… EW EW EW
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Jun 15
drunkorexia 🤩
Jun 14
how are alcoholics so skinny if alcohol is so high in calories
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Jun 15
telling my dog to look at me and listen whenever she barks at another dog
Jun 14
Just heard a white woman tell her dog “breathe through it” as the dog eyed a squirrel
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