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Meta Prophet @metaprophet
Joined July 2015
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Damn, damn, damn, DAMN!
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Oh no, not Cagney.
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Hello, you.
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They weren't a joke when I went there, General.
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Of course not, my dear...
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Stepping out.
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I don't understand why he gave it to me.
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It's time.
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You never told me you were screwing him!
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Why?
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I'm sorry.
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Why did you have me unchained?
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Just your average, horny little devil.
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The M16A2 service rifle is a lightweight air-cooled, gas-operated, magazine-fed shoulder weapon.
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They only respond to vibration, right?
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Something horrible has happened.
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They're so tall and simple.
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Buddy, you better not go down this road or you're gonna get stuck.
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Have you checked Discovery's orbit lately?
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Ah, heh heh heh heh!
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