i reside in va, ride in va, most likely when I die, I'm gon' die in va.
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Jan 21
before you wind yourself up to get all sassy in my mentions....know I've likely already muted the thread.
since I don't care.
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🦅 And just like that, they are graduates!
Congratulations to the Landstown Eagles Class of 2026. Spread your wings, soar toward your dreams, and embrace every opportunity that awaits you in your next chapter. ✨
#VBCPSGradWeek #VBCPSClassof2026 #VBCPSCelebrates #VBCPSProud #WeAreVBSchools @LandstownEagles
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AYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
GANG
GANG!!!!!!!!!!
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Jun 12
Very reasonable World Cup visitor question: "You guys are all so nice! Friendly, warm, and hospitable! So why did your country vote for such an awful person?"
*Laura takes off hat, rubs face*
We can't... we can't read, guys.
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almost bought the most beautiful monstera at TJs....then remembered that I am a person that plants do not respect. plants hate me. they in no way acknowledge my place in Earth's hierarchical biosphere.
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(incidentally, I "later learned" from y'all....who released a collective gasp after I'd disclosed what I'd planted ....when it was already too late.)
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and honestly, how was I supposed to know? mint is a plant. you plant plants. it doesn't come with a label warning you not to get it wet or feed it after midnight.
(but it damn well should.)
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Jun 13
I legit told the pharmacist, "I love you. I love you. And on behalf of my entire office and support staff---thank you."
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Jun 13
one person.
zero deliberation necessary.
Jun 12
i still think about "would you rather find 1,000 cockroaches living in your attic or one person" almost daily and i still dont have an answer
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Jun 13
this household EASILY has about 40 pairs of scissors. EASILY.
I will lose my shit if there is ever an occasion when I cannot find:
-a pair of scissors
-nail clippers
-or tweezers
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Jun 13
(my mom bought them for me when I was starting kindergarten.) what I DIDN'T realize when I began my search...was that they actually came in MULTIPLE animal configurations. so my quest to replace my pair...has turned into a mission.
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Jun 13
see the little name tags?!?!
they're heavy, too.
but...the vintage ppl aren't letting them go for less than generally $35 a pair (which is madness....but...LOOK AT THEM).
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