Navigating "corporate speak" isn't easy. Here's a helpful guide I put together: "Let me check with my team" = No "Possibly" = No "On my roadmap" = Not happening "This will be done in Q4" = This will be done in Q2 next year "Disagree and commit" = I hate you "Per my last email" = Try reading, for once in your life "Challenging landscape" = We're going out of business, quickly "Digital transformation" = We're going out of business, slowly "Let's circle back" = We'll never speak of this again "Take it offline" = We'll never speak of this again "30,000 foot view" = I don't know what I'm saying "Low hanging fruit" = Easy promotion "Open up the kimono" = HR violation "We use AI" = We don't use AI "We use machine learning" = We don't use machine learning "All hands on deck" = Let's actually try for once, please

Spence hits, Elly hauls. #VoteReds ⭐ reds.com/vote

Yessir big E

Elly De La Cruz's first big league hit came off the bat at 112 mph... Congrats, @ellylacocoa18‼️

Get ready, Cincinnati, a future superstar is coming your way.

I’m so grateful that I get to have a front row seat to experience the journey of @JalenHurts. This is just the beginning. Your name will be cemented in history for years to come. #WeDidIt

I am excited & grateful to announce that I will be continuing my athletic career & pursuing my Masters at Bridgewater State University!!! #bearcountry #BSUbears #TheCaveBSU

This is assault 💀

People gonna take 📝 of fields next year

Thanks to USC, even if TCU loses tomorrow, the Frogs are now in the playoff. But if TCU wins… Max Duggan now has the inside track to the #HE15MAN. All Glory to the Hypnotoad.

Official in the transfer portal!!! 5’11 215 Linebacker Graduate Transfer, 3 years of eligibility NCAA ID: 1712993268 Thank you to all my teammates & coaches for the love and support. hudl.com/v/2JreEH

Officially in the transfer portal!

Russell Wilson and Matt Ryan have arrived in Denver

Just trying to live out my hooping dreams 😤

This was called roughing the passer. The worst call in CFB history. x.com/Baseball8264802/status…

They tryna tell us this guy is 3rd team all nba worthy with all due respect

First pics in the new colors 👀 Go earn that spot Preston!

More like the whole hall heard it 🙄

Who wants a #HypeBears NFT? We're gonna reward one of our holders with an air drop. Reply with your wallet and RT to win🔥

Welcome to Wolves Country @felipealvear6 ! #GoWolves #PrairiePack