Joined June 2011
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13 Feb 2017
I love tracking my friends bc i never have to ask what they're doing i can just be like
So how's ya ex?? Was that chick fil a good??
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29 Jan 2023
RT @mikayrodr: My mom just called me “almost 30” ??? I’m 28, barely old enough to drink !!
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24 Jan 2023
im crying @ this
3 Jun 2018
when I’m in the boom boom room & I feel some dude who smells like dill pickle chips brush up against me
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22 Jan 2023
are you ever telling a story and halfway through you’re like jesus will i ever shut up
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17 Jan 2023
Have you om nom nom nomed today?
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15 Jan 2023
im 27 today which actually means i am 45. processing this realization
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12 Jan 2023
the Atlanta airport is so unhinged. why are y’all eating meatball subs at 8 am
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12 Jan 2023
the better question here actually is why are you eating a meatball sub period
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30 Dec 2022
my body is not a temple it is a midwest dive bar
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28 Dec 2022
latest obsession is this girl i met in a club bathroom in like 2017. we still follow each other and she is on her 3rd engagement. I don’t remember her having a British accent but she has one now. i hope she is so so happy
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28 Dec 2022
i’m obsessed with this. why now babe
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30 Dec 2022
at express oil googling “how to pop hood jeep grand cherokee”
please do not txt
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18 Nov 2022
Me still get to keep me cookies if Twitter shuts down, right?
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11 Nov 2022
not me getting threatened by a pastor today 😭 student housing is really something else tbh
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5 Nov 2022
the silly goose convention called, they asked if you could be their keynote speaker
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