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Michael Traylor @michaelctraylor

I don't like bullies.

Joined July 2009
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Michael Traylor @michaelctraylor
30 Jul 2020
Matt Scalici @MattScalici
30 Jul 2020
My 12-year-old just said she thinks eventually they’ll be able to put gifs on tombstones. Obviously, please quote tweet with the gif you will put on your video tombstone.
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I want to get a banner that says, “GOD, BOARD GAMES & PEACEFUL TRANSITIONS OF POWER”
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Michael Traylor retweeted
Berklee College of Music @BerkleeCollege
4 Nov 2024
Quincy Jones '51 1933–2024 🖤♥️
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I do make all my voting decisions based on strangers texting me. So thanks for reaching out, Jessica.
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The more that pundits say the debate is Kamala Harris's chance to introduce herself, the more I hope she comes to the stage, grabs the mic and say, "My name is Humpty, pronounced with a 'Umpty!'" #PresidentialDebate2024
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The cashier at the grocery store mentioned Sonny & Cher. The teenage bagger replied, “From Clueless?”
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Me: The discourse around this presidential election couldn't get any stupider. The Internet:
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Not THAT Karen, thank you @karenbates
21 Jul 2024
What’s that ancient Chinese saying, “May you live in interesting times?” I think we’re there…
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Michael Traylor @michaelctraylor
14 Aug 2020
“Black people have been voting for janky, uninspiring white dudes for as long as we’ve had the franchise in this country.” @GeeDee215 I felt that.
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Why tf are these dummies talking about golf? #Debates2024
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So we've reached the point where we're not even going to pretend to acknowledge the questions? #Debates2024
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This is your periodic reminder that If Beale Street Could Talk was actually the Best Picture of 2019. I don’t care what @TheAcademy says.
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Has the internet made a mashup of @kwelkernbc asking, "Will you commit to accepting the election results of 2024?" with @alleniverson saying, "We talkin' about practice"? Or do I need to learn Premiere?
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Surely someone has written a sketch that puts @MoneyLynch in the place of Judge Juan Merchan? Juan Marshawn Lynch? ...anybody?
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All of @MikeJohnson’s navalgazing about ‘do the right thing, and let the chips fall where they may’ is WILD, considering that he filed a brief trying to overturn the 2020 election.
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“There are beds. We just have to move the dead bodies.” #DnDOutOfContext
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Somewhere @ToddStashwick is masquerading as a 7-year old...
redwyrm @redwyrmofficial
22 Mar 2024
Conversations with the 7yo DM: 7yo DM: What is the show where the robots combine to make a giant robot? Me: Voltron 7yo DM: Yes! That is what Tiamat is going to be like in my world. Me: What?!? 7yo DM: Five epic dragons form into one evil deity dragon queen!! #dnd
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The disrespect!
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⁦@duolingo⁩ You ought to know better than to end a sentence with a proposition!
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Shout out to Helen Lovejoy for that Republican Response to the State of the Union.
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Does he not hear that he indicts himself with the words, "It should come as no surprise"?
Burgess Everett
 @burgessev
6 Mar 2024
News: McConnell backs Trump after Haley drops "It is abundantly clear that former President Trump has earned the requisite support of Republican voters to be our nominee for President of the United States. It should come as no surprise that as nominee, he will have my support”
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