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i’m on the part of the spectrum that’s just like ballers and playaz and shit
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unreal riffing at the all hands today, bro
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i have just invented pad thai burrito bowls
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i’m telling people this was jesse jackson
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former friend’s birthday !! should i send a rude message about how they’re vapid and hollow or should i ignore this feeling altogether
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i just found out the streisand effect is not when someone refuses to get plastic surgery that would make them look better because it would affect their profession.
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the vehicles of the last 3 women i went out with (no second dates): 2006 Scion xB 2015 Nissan Murano (front bumper gone) and no joke 2002 PT Cruiser with no mirrors
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i would too, that shit sucks. stranded in space.
Sunita Williams, one of the astronauts that was stranded in Space for 9 months, announces she is retiring from NASA.
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why do i lowkey agree with spongebob here 🙏😭😭
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real asf
I’m actually a little mad about this, not gonna lie 😭
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if you think fiction books can’t help you grow as a person then you are honestly kind of stupid — mf never heard of an allegory
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bro thinks he freaked it waiting with his backpack on the ground. just throw that shit on brotha, it’s way better than bending down every time the line moves
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amanda gorman should take notes
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how many dead people‘s phone numbers do you have saved? I count 9
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probably like once a week, I wonder if my ex-girlfriend has killed my plants that she took
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i want a girl who looks like she left the mormon church but was raised by the torah
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they should put me in the NBA @NBA
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george blaha just told a story about a guy pulling out a gun at cobo arena in the 70s on tv
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someone show this to tim robinson he’ll get it @queasy_f_bby
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