Everything's going great so shut up.
Joined March 2023
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19 May 2023
Any word on when he ends his 2024 presidential run?
19 May 2023
Chris Christie to announce 2024 presidential run ‘in the coming days’: report trib.al/4jjPKuH
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16 May 2023
You mean if I don’t have kids I get to miss out on this sort of joy?
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9 May 2023
ALERT ALERT: Cute young priests riding electric scooters! Avoid Corso Vittorio Emanuele II in Rome if you do not wish to see cute young priests riding electric scooters! ALERT ALERT!
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8 May 2023
Guess what I’m eating! (I’m eating pizza)
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5 May 2023
Every Italian man over the age of 50 dresses like he had one successful pop song in the 80’s.
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4 May 2023
Michael Showalter did all of this for me.
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1 May 2023
Got the gun nuts coming after me again on my other account so thought I’d come over here and take a little breather. My butt itches.
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30 Apr 2023
Repeal the Second Amendment. It’s time.
Three teenagers were killed and another was injured during a shooting in Philadelphia
cnn.it/3LEeRye
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Michael Ian Hacked retweeted
30 Apr 2023
Love Boat and how they addressed transgender issues back in 1982.
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29 Apr 2023
Guess what time is it where I am? I'm just kidding. Don't do that.
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26 Apr 2023
DO NOT CONGRATULATE!
The United States suffered more casualties from “active shooter” incidents in 2022 than it did in the four years prior, according to an FBI report cnn.it/41YBRgD
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24 Apr 2023
I've already booked a reservation for both of you at the trash heap of history.
I stand with @TuckerCarlson.
Wherever he goes.
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24 Apr 2023
Mindy gets it.
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22 Apr 2023
“But here we are” - outstanding review from another satisfied customer.
22 Apr 2023
Obscure, season three,has just concluded. @michaelianhackd / @michaelianblack & @RobnLnn have once again done an outstanding job of bringing a literary classic to life. Wuthering Heights is a book I never thought I'd enjoy, but here we are! #HeathcliffHasAngerIssues #TeamCathy
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22 Apr 2023
Would not be allowed to perform in Texas.
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22 Apr 2023
The only possible solution to this glaring inequity is to make sure everybody else in the world has as many guns as we do.
22 Apr 2023
In Opinion
"In most of the world, going to the wrong house is not a deadly risk," writes Nicholas Kristof.
But in the U.S., "we're awash in an estimated 450 million guns and suffer from a mass delusion that a gun in the home makes us safer." nyti.ms/41OV2cD
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22 Apr 2023
Worth getting poisoned for cheesecake!!! 🤤
A New York woman who was convicted of using a drug-laced cheesecake in an attempt to murder a friend and steal her identity was sentenced to more than two decades in prison cnn.it/41w0ku2
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21 Apr 2023
Just saw a dog in France and I can’t explain it but the dog LOOKED French.
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