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mike @michaelomchenry

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Joined August 2010
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Zack Ford@ZackFord
3 Jan 2021
I usually don't wade too deep into gay Twitter, but what's happening with the gaysovercovid insta, the Puerto Vallarta and other NYE circuit parties, and the "gay civil war" unfolding as a result is hella interesting, so here's a quick explainer thread with some thoughts. 1/x
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mike@michaelomchenry
18 Jul 2020
Replying to @kencaillat
@kencaillat $1m idea we’ve been waiting for. GET THIS. A spray. Hand sanitizer. WAIT. But you can drink it, too. WAIT. It’s also got witch hazel in it for hemorrhoids. And maybe it would kill bees. KENCAILLAT presents, DRINKABLE BEEHIND SPRAY
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mike@michaelomchenry
22 Dec 2020
@Eve6 just so you know, @kencaillat is a real good friend of mine and he also happens to be Colbee Callaits dad. He has yet to acknowledge this friendship but I would die for him
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Wyatt@themouth
4 Nov 2020
Petition to rename any dice, lottery machines, and other devices which produce random, unreliable output to “Nate Silver”
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mike@michaelomchenry
30 Sep 2020
#CPBJevents Happy to be here! @EnginuityLLC is celebrating in our conference room - best wishes to all of 2020’s 40 Under 40!
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Riker Googling@RikerGoogling
9 Sep 2020
how to reroute big dick energy
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mike@michaelomchenry
24 Mar 2020
One last pump for old time's sake
Happy birthday to youuuu... happy birthday to youuuu... happy birthday dear @kencaillat’s groundbreaking and completely underrated in its own time #Rumers... happy birthday to you! Hope you get to party like the good old days, minus all the cocaine and inter-relationship strife.
mike@michaelomchenry
19 Jan 2020
Ya know what would have solved “Us?” A gun.
mike@michaelomchenry
13 Dec 2019
If using a high powered microscope that I happen to own to monitor the fact that my vasectomy worked is wrong, then baby I don't want to be right.
As I’ve gotten older I’ve come to expect a wider selection of hemorrhoid-treatment options from the stores. What a time to be alive, for the person suffering from raging hemorrhoids! @kencaillat
#JDEVOLUTION19 as ever, “people’s feelings about their work matters more than their perception of the work itself.”
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#JDEVOLUTION19 underway. Congrats to John and his team for another great conference.
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The only macros I give a shit about hitting are written in VBA
If you’ve ever started a speech or essay with “Webster defines ____ as...” then I’d like to punch you right in the butt
mike@michaelomchenry
19 Apr 2019
Ken Caillat McHenry and Colbie Caillat McHenry born 4/17/19. Couldn’t be any happier. .@kencaillat
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mike@michaelomchenry
13 Apr 2019
.@kencaillat what would you do if you dropped your phone in the toilet, pre-flush, but post poop/pee? Would it be to immediately reach in, bravely, before you could think about it, like I did?
.@kencaillat is your last name French? (Like your kisses)
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Patton Oswalt
@pattonoswalt
10 Mar 2019
what in the actual fuck
Media Matters
@mmfa
10 Mar 2019
In unearthed audio, Tucker Carlson makes numerous misogynistic and perverted comments mm4a.org/4Xu
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Videos with a Z@VideoswithaZ
7 Mar 2019
See @BillChristeson's Signs of Resistance
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mike@michaelomchenry
20 Jan 2019
@kencaillait I can go hours without you crossing my mind and then wam the smallest thing will make me think of you
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