Comedian and host of The Michelle Collins Show. Don't make me describe it just click below and see for yourself.
Joined June 2009
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18 Feb 2023
A lady at the airport brought her own personal tube of mayonnaise. I’ve yassified her to maintain anonymity but she’s my hero.
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Michelle Collins retweeted
Liza Minnelli has outlived 53 years of heartbreak. The NY Knicks have won the NBA championship.
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Finally catching up with Hacks
24 May 2021
Changing my stage name to Jean Dumb.
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May 21
I long for a man to say this about me as I approach him on a deserted island.
“Is that my beautiful tall ass wife? “
Weird compliment but ok?
#survivor #survivor50
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May 21
I feel bad for people who don’t watch Survivor as it is genuinely one of the only good things we have left.
First look at Survivor 51, coming this fall to CBS. #Survivor #Survivor51
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May 19
I said out loud.... ₑₑₖ
The trailer you've been waiting for is finally here. The #SummerHouse Reunion starts next TUESDAY.
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May 3
There are Miss Eggy’s everywhere for those with the eyes to see
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Apr 28
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: "Little Women: Atlanta" star Ms. Juicy was arrested in Georgia.
Details: tmz.me/uW3ANxN
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Apr 23
The way I root for her and only her.
Apr 23
"I don't care if Emily tells every secret on this Island. But if she tells me how much rice to cook, I'll snuff her torch personally. I'll make a damn risotto if I want."
- Cirie
#Survivor50
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Apr 5
Norman Baker was Wendy Williams’ right-hand man. He stops by The Michelle Collins Show to tell us some behind-the-scenes 🫖 from the icon, legend, moment this week 🩷 As Beyonce once said… “Listennn..” (on Patreon or anywhere you get your pods)
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Apr 2
Quote the sentence that gets you crying, mine is “Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elton John”
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Michelle Collins retweeted
So I'm going to be recapping the first season of #RHORI on Substack, so go sign up for my newsletter Rhode to Riches. The link is in the bio, like the kids say.
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Apr 1
Call Yolanda Hadid because it’s giving ALMOND. Soul rejuvenated in the @bravowwhl clubhouse last night. And yes I’m binging the new #summerhouse season tonight so that I can have educated opinions. Thank you @priscilladistasio for the fantastic glam and @bravoandy for the usual (everything).
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Mar 31
The thing to me is that Ciara is so much better than either of them that this should be looked at as a win for her. She’s in a different stratosphere!!! #summerhouse
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Mar 31
LA: I’m doing my new hour in the @NetflixIsAJoke fest May 5!! Get your tickets before it’s too laaaaate! ticketmaster.com/netflix-is-…
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We’ve yassified tonight’s guest to maintain anonymity but you won’t want to miss this. Tune in TON!GHT @ 9! #WWHL
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Mar 28
I need there to be an investigation into The Real Real's practices.
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