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29 Aug 2025
I got to look at my wedding photos
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it took me an hour to get it
I think I gotta kill myself ngl
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I think I gotta kill myself ngl
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bring them back damnit
7 years ago today, 'CLOAK & DAGGER' ended.
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Alright two things they swapped place of report and block button on TikTok. It’s pissing me off. Second. Anyone that is calling Henry Cavill ugly rn or “Aged like milk” I will personally hunt you down and beat you with a chair
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Yes cheating in games is the worst but you shouldn’t be able to brick the whole pc. Just ip ban them. Or when you get a flood of reports too soon instant ban wave
Ya empiezan a salir las pantallas rojas de la muerte por chitear en Valorant😅 El anticheat detecta y deshabilita la unidad que usan los cheaters, generando una falla en el almacenamiento y dejando inservible el sistema operativo. Y encima les vacilan🤣 Valve aprende para CS2
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I KNEW I WASNT STUCK IN FUCKIN SILVER
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The ceo of sexiness out here acting like he’s not part of what he’s tweeting about smh 🤦
some of the sexiest people i know are also funny on twitter and i find that just unfair
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"ah shit what should we give as an award" "ah idk tell him something"
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THHEEEE Ashely Johnson
The Avengers (2012) has a deleted scene where Steve Rogers sits alone at a cafe, completely lost in modern times A waitress tries to talk to him. He doesn't react Stan Lee leans over from the next table and says "Ask for her number, ya moron" Marvel cut it
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FOUND IT
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Just had a client call our office and be like “you know I don’t really think you are on my side about this project”. Mind you this process he’s doing takes about 6-9 months and he’s only in month 8. He came in yesterday to sign something and when getting things ready this ->
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Morning. We found a page he was supposed to sign yesterday. I didn’t know it existed. My bosses didn’t see it so idk how that makes it my fault but he thinks so. I do not understand people that take on a long project and then get mad it takes a long time
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Yearly reminder that PayPal fucking sucks
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All my friends are hot af in some way. If we are friends congratulations your are hot af. I don’t make the rules.
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Happy Star Wars Day #maytheforthbewithyou

ALT May Star Wars GIF

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just went on a 14 game loss streak in overwatch. totally good and fair and balanced match making blizzard. also. we need a ban wave right tf now. the amount of people aimbotting with the new hero that has an aimbot as a 6 second cooldown is the most absolute bullshit.
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THIS SHOULD BE PUNISHED BY FLOGGING
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I am legitimately so mad with astound broadband. The worst internet. I am paying almost 100 dollars a fucking month for the shittiest most unreliable internet service. All for their answer to be “it’s not our fault it’ll pass by”. “We don’t see any issue with your service “.
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Everytime I need to get something done outside it gets too windy
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Having naked green sex
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