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Joined August 2009
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Actually impressive how bad Trump fucked up.
• A permanent and immediate cessation of war on all fronts, including Lebanon. • The United States and its allies would be required to present reconstruction plans for Iran worth at least $300 billion. • A U.S. commitment not to interfere in Iran’s internal affairs and to respect the sovereignty of the Islamic Republic of Iran. • Full lifting of the naval blockade within 30 days. • A U.S. commitment to withdraw its forces from areas surrounding Iran. • Reopening of the Strait of Hormuz within 30 days under arrangements determined by Iran. • Suspension of sanctions on the sale of oil, petrochemical products, and related derivatives, along with full Iranian access to the resulting financial revenues. • A 60-day negotiation period aimed at reaching a final agreement covering nuclear issues and the complete removal of U.S. primary and secondary sanctions, as well as the repeal of relevant resolutions of the UN Security Council and the IAEA Board of Governors. • Reaffirmation by Iran of its commitment under the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty (NPT) not to produce nuclear weapons. • During the negotiation period, the United States would commit not to deploy additional forces to the region and not to impose any new sanctions. • The release of $24 billion in frozen Iranian assets during the 60-day final negotiation period. Half of this amount must be made available to Iran before negotiations begin. • Establishment of a monitoring mechanism to oversee implementation of the agreement. • The final agreement would be approved through a UN Security Council resolution. • Final negotiations would not begin before the release of half of Iran’s frozen assets, the suspension of oil sanctions, and the lifting of the naval blockade. • The final agreement would focus exclusively on the future of enriched nuclear material and uranium enrichment, sanctions relief, and a program for rebuilding Iran’s economy. Discussion of Iran’s missile program and its support for resistance groups would be definitively excluded from the agenda.
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"I'm doing fundamental analysis on the $SPCX IPO"
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thoughts and prayers
Nancy Mace 🤝 Riley Gaines Conservative woman who placed 5th
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Just imagine how dope America 250 would be if literally anyone else was in the white house
Whoa…The French Air Force display team, La Patrouille de France, just did a flyover at the Statue of Liberty to celebrate the 250th Anniversary of American Independence 🇫🇷 🤝 🇺🇸
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What's amazing to me is that, 10 years apart, there are the exact same clouds in the exact same positions. DC truly is a magical place
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Yet too much a dork to be friends with Epstein (but he tried!)
Elon Musk is on his way to becoming the world’s first trillionaire. That’s someone who has assets valued at $1,000,000,000,000 or more, to view it in terms of zeroes. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ipo…
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I’m sure he is. Traitor
Acting AG Todd Blanche says he's working to install "roadblocks" to prevent Democrats from prosecuting Trump and his associates in the future
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Things most Americans agree on: Groceries cost too much. Tariffs suck and make no sense. Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks. The debt is a mess. The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good. Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained. Americans are exhausted. AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you. Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF. Canadians are super fucking cool. Mexicans are chill. Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies. Good neighbors are a blessing. Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea. We all question, are we alone in the universe? We all fuck up along the way. Epstein didn’t hang himself. The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day. The Cowboys suck. Go Birds! Things we’re told to fight about: Me. Laptop. Vaccines. Transgenders in sports. Pronouns. That’s the joke.
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you’re so right, if only we had a program, maybe through the USDA, that was designed to monitor and prevent a screwworm outbreak. hmmm, man, if we don’t have that surely professionals in the field warned about the spread of screwworm and maybe even said we shouldn’t import cows.
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When I paid over $4 a gallon for gas today, I thought to myself, “Thank god the reflecting pool is bigger than skyscrapers.”
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Who the fuck cares? What a dotard
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Trump: I just had this done. *holds up chart comparing reflecting pool to buildings*
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So let me get this straight. Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom. Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land. Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan. Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted. And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?” Please.
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Ossoff: They tried to run Kemp, but he refused. So we're left with the congressman who's only a congressman because his daddy was a congressman and the coach, who's only a coach because his daddy was a coach. It doesn't matter which one wins . They're both Trump puppets and we'll beat either one of them in November
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He’s sooo good
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Ossoff: He’s trying to put his face on the money. He's building a monument to himself . But see, Atlanta, he's doing these things now because no one will honor him when he’s gone… because he's a failed president and a national disgrace.
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I have a lot of friends who are vegan and I have a lot of friends that are trans. But I don’t have any friends who are pedophiles.
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me every time a new platner scandal drops

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My for you page is especially fascist today.
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VCU baseball has lowkey matched what their basketball program has done— found sustained success. Over the last 6 seasons, they’ve won 4 conference championships under 3 different head coaches.
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Martha Stewart his ass
Trump seems to be having an amazing run of luck in the stock market over the past several months.
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Who does this gargoyle appeal to?
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Miller: When Talarico goes in for a blood test when he gets a physical, blood doesn't come out. Soy milk comes out. This man has less testosterone than Jasmine Crockett. They would choose a person who looks like he doesn't belong in the senate but in a cabaret show.
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