stuntman/actor/comedian/substitute teacher/whatever pays the rent. Son/brother/uncle/lucky
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His entire stand up routine is rooted in how he’s pretty dumb and could easily be led astray. Not surprised he ended up there and could be convinced he wound up at the party like Forrest Gump landing in unlikely places.
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Jun 14
Trump keeps trying to cut NASA’s budget when they’re the scientists who could figure out a creative solution to this problem
This is not residual algae. This is not sabotage. This is not sea monkeys. This is not going away. This is the result of incompetence and creating a heat sink in a shallow non chlorinated pool.
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Jun 14
The way Houston Markham fiddles the bat before he swings has me convinced he played flute in his high school orchestra #MCWS
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Jun 14
Kinda cruel to Texans that Game 5 is on the same time as MCWS with Texas vs Georgia.
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Jun 13
Substitute deport with abort and this is the argument the right makes when trying to take away a woman’s right to choose.
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Jun 13
How many residents about to make a mint selling their four tickets to Knicks fans?
Jun 13
Huh?!?
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Jun 12
Lotta you people bitchin about socialism send your kids to school where they eat a never ending supply of snacks provided by their teacher.
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Jun 11
Refs can help you win a close game. Like winning by three at the end or something. Up by damn near 30 before the half got nothing to do with what you perceive as bad calls.
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Jun 11
Larry offers McEnroe a seat at the game. When John refuses to dress like a normal person, Larry makes him switch seats so it doesn’t look like they’re together. Leon has box seats. #Curb #knicks #spurs #nbafinals
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Jun 11
Why did Avery Wilson get to sing the National Anthem again? Did something happen at his last performance? #NBAFinals #KnicksSpurs #Boo #Yay
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Jun 10
Self serving here but when I see anything related to the Trump quote, I’m reminded I got a solid bit about bringing Schoolhouse Rock back:
youtu.be/mNL4XoPdX5c
Jun 10
Trump: "[Graham Platner] is like a pig…He's worse than any human being that's ever run for office."
Trump: "Grab them by the pussy…I did try to fuck her. She was married."
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Jun 7
Dodgers: “Hey Blake. We’re gonna wear hats to support the LGBTQ community. Care to join us?”
Blake Treinen: “nah. I don’t think I wanna do that.”
Dodgers: “cool. We respect your decision too. Play well.”
Social Media: Blake Treinen is a hero for not submitting to bullying.
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Jun 6
The beauty of calling it Four Seasons is that you’re locked in to how long the story can be. Netflix can’t cancel you after two but you gotta wrap it up by the fourth. Bravo Alan Alda. Bravo Tina Fey, Lang Fisher and Tracey Wigfield for carrying the torch! Champions!#FourSeasons
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Jun 5
First base is like the door at the end of Titanic. There’s room for both provided you stay on your side
Jun 5
I know it looks Little League, but the MLB has to go to the double base at first. There’s no reason these types of plays should still be happening.
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Jun 1
There’s a street in Glendale called Chevy Chase Drive. Shockingly, it’s not difficult to work with at all
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