You donโt know me and thatโs for the better.
Joined March 2009
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Jun 15
I actually AM clicking the tiny x to close the phone game ad correctly each and every time. The ad companies just got so mad that I'm perfect at tapping the tiny xs that they programmed the ad to ignore attempts to close them and just open the link to the app store anyway.
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Jessica ๐ retweeted
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how it feels to receive any praise at all
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Chelsea Handler looks like she is about to destroy an Arkham City museum while Prince is playing.
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A neurodivergent person's ability to read the room Is exactly the reason why we don't want to be in it.
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Jessica ๐ retweeted
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I keep a rolling Notes doc called "Good things are always happening to me" and update it whenever I realize a good thing totally just happened to me. Good things are always happening to us.
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Jessica ๐ retweeted
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what do you do when youโve kinda messed up everything beyond repair and youโre 30 years old and actually autistic as fuck
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In a new video, Jo Frost, aka Supernanny, warns that some modern parents are hindering their kidsโ independence by choosing short-term convenience over teaching basic life skills.
The Instagram post featuring the video is filled with comments from teachers agreeing with her that itโs a growing concern.
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Hey did you know that your microwave gives you cancer and your ac gives you cancer and your car gives gou cancer and the airfryer gives you cancer and your phone gives you cancer and your oven gives you cancer and your frying pan hives you cancer and your food gives you cancwr
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Jessica ๐ retweeted
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i love how on youtube if you donโt hit skip ad when the button pops up it assumes youโre fine with watching ads forever and never getting to the video
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Jessica ๐ retweeted
Jun 14
yesss girl stay in ur room all day and isolate urself until u dont have energy for basic communication anymore
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Jun 14
Hello friends, I am from Belgium. I am visiting America for the first time to see the World Cup. I love your country. I am in Times Square after the basketball game and I see men of all races starting fires and destroying cars. This is amazing. In Europe, only Muslims do this
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La historia de Steve me tiene enamorada. Un boceto para un hombre que hace bocetos. ๐ฅนโค๏ธ
Jun 13
I want to introduce you to Steve. Heโs 83. His wife died a few months ago and he comes to this lodge in Spring Mill, Indiana and draws. He taught art in Terre Haute, IN his whole life. He also did courtroom sketches in court cases. In the comments Iโll share some pics from his sketchbook. He was excited when I said I was going to share his sketches with the world.
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with all these Europeans eating at Waffle House, Cracker Barrel, and Buc-cee's, our top national export is about to be type II diabetes
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