Soon there will be different mountains. Priv: (friends only) @damseIofdistres

Joined June 2013
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I'm only here to cause trouble.
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This sounds like a spider made it
so my best friend sent me this song that Tyra Banks made herself for a dystopian young adult book she wrote over a decade ago and i'm being so serious i think she officially made the worst song of all time
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We will never see a better child acting performance
When Larry meets his date’s kid who falls in love with a swastika
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Iran never won a war, but never lost a negotiation!
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establishment democrats and republicans weren’t fearful he’d fail and ruin nyc. they were worried he’d succeed and represent the threat of a good alternative
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Mamdani closed a $12B deficit in 132 days, fixed 100K potholes, secured millions for gig workers, fined corrupt landlords millions, raised snow workers to $30/hr, and violent crime hit historic lows. THIS IS WHAT A LEADER DOES!!
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Happy National Best Friends Day
Today is National Best Friends Day.
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Mulan for Americans
TEXAS WOMAN ARRESTED FOR "DISGUISED AS A MAN' TO ENTER ALL-MALE BBQ COMPETITION, WON FIRST PLACE
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to be fair I think a lot of us care it’s just that the most evil morons in the world are in charge 😭😭😭
he’s actually Hitler but people don’t care since his crimes aren’t against white people
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Can mamdani do a tour and be mayor of different cities
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various from years ago
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How the fuck does anyone take this stupid ass government seriously
The White House has now listed Hasan Piker on their website under "Left-Wing Lunacy" media offenders. Other individuals on the list include Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, Don Lemon and Rachel Maddow.
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Y’all keep me laughing with these text messages every day bruh. Swear I got the best phone 😂
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Una gata embarazada estaba por parir Así que su amiga paloma fue y se puso a hacerle un nido
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Replying to @Kenn321705
I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.
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So let me get this straight. Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom. Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land. Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan. Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted. And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?” Please.
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I’m crying why is he Purple For An Amazing Reason
Sid Rosenberg encourages the Jewish community to be proud and not to "hide your yarmulkes."
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Is this the friendliest looking Zionist they could find
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"You're f****** crazy. You'd be in prison if it weren't for me. I'm saving your a***. Everybody hates you now. Everybody hates Israel because of this." That's what a U.S. official tells Axios President Trump unloaded on Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu during a heated phone call over Israel's military actions in Lebanon. Trump was reportedly furious that Israel's moves risked blowing up U.S. diplomatic efforts in the region, at one point also asking Netanyahu: "What the f*** are you doing?"
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It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.
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I saw it. Now you have to see it. His name is Samuel. And he…is a king.
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Discrimination based on gender identity or expression is illegal in New York City. Trans New Yorkers are protected by law. Our City will protect your rights, defend your humanity and stand beside you without hesitation. them.us/story/zohran-mamdani…
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