miguel
Joined August 2020
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Anna Faris reveals she spent six weeks wearing gloves as a child because she feared being framed for murder:
"I was an offbeat kid with a deep sense of injustice. I was convinced that I was going to be framed for murder... I really entertained the idea. So, I spent six weeks in the summer wearing these disgusting royal purple knitted gloves because I thought anytime I opened anything they were going to catch my fingerprints, as an eight-year-old."
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cheguei no mercado e fecharam mais cedo por causa do jogo #futebolmata
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“minas gerais e manos especificos”
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Jun 12
Kelly olhou pra Beyonce e disse "olha aqui se eu quisesse!"
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essa exclusividade sempre existiu kk praticamente todas as gens tiveram pokemons que só podiam ser conseguidos por eventos maioria esmagadora de quem joga pokémon tá pouco se lixando pro competitivo
Jun 12
still crazy to me that 'in order to properly compete in a completely unrelated competitive circuit you have to buy and play a full-priced game you might not actually like' isnt unanimously agreed upon to be stupid. like in any other competitive game this would be laughed at
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o problema mesmo foi não excluir essa flor desgraçada das filas ranked mas já já o paizão mega metagross tá chegando pra acabar com a farra
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não to preparado pro retorno do toxapex pras filas ranqueadas depois dessas partidas do wolfe
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hulalala hulala fuckin hoopp
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papo de enfiar um garfo na tomada
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After reading and outplaying them the whole game, I had to risk it all and go for 1 final soul read.
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Jun 12
Just discovered my Marxist professor has a side hustle as a landlord
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ai a galeria me mandou essa… jogo apoteótico até hj n acredito q consegui 100%
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Jun 12
It's hilarious that there's a whole fanbase that wants this boy to be some tortured art and literature intellectual but he's really just a NYC wigga dude bro who loves bad bitches and coke.
Jun 11
Timothée Chalamet CANNOT BELIEVE the Knicks pulled off the comeback 😱
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It's time to admit Nintendo hasn't made a good game since 2018
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Jun 12
dois brancos hollywoodianos q falam rasamente de temas q nunca os afetaram pra ganhar fama com as massas pseudointelectuais, críticos twitteiros, e barões do capital
fiona tem no máximo 3 álbuns bons da mesma forma q PTA tem só uns 3 filmes bons, ambos superestimados ao extremo
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