Wizard without portfolio

Joined August 2007
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21 Jan 2023
I never used Twitter’s official client and I’m not starting now, so I suppose I’ll be going. Find me at mastodon.sdf.org/@mikeash or wherever good books are sold.
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Here’s Joe Parrish @joecparrish, the Mars Exploration Program Manager at @NASAJPL, on how to protect life on both Mars and Earth.
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18 Dec 2022
Let's see how smart these new filters are. mast o don . sdf.org / @mikeash

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19 Dec 2022
If there's one thing I think we can take away from the last few years, it's that nobody — absolutely nobody — is ever playing 4D chess
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18 Dec 2022
To anyone investigating potential TOS violations: this is just a reference to a sailboat part, a friend named Donald, a random web site offering Unix shells, and my own Twitter handle.
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16 Dec 2022
Elon’s brain broke.
16 Dec 2022
Replying to @jasondebolt
My plane is actually not trackable without using non-public data
Community note
It's true that flight information is publicly available. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automatic… rtl-sdr.com/adsb-aircraft-… However, for some months now, Musk has opted into the following program, which makes his information private. faa.gov/air_traffic/te…
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15 Dec 2022
Seconded.
I think one of the things I dislike about c the most, is that passing value by reference is invisible at the callsite.
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Le pull de Noël parfait n'existe p... shop.lesjoiesducode.fr/produ…

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13 Dec 2022
Reading about AI is a lot more fun if you pretend it’s just a guy named Al.
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10 Dec 2022
Imagine paying forty-four billion dollars for something and then describing it like this.
10 Dec 2022
Twitter is both a social media company and a crime scene
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28 Nov 2022
Surely this consumer electronics purchase is the one that will finally bring me true happiness.
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18 Nov 2022
The Twitter meltdown is distracting me from fully enjoying the FTX meltdown.
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18 Nov 2022
Dental plan! Pitt the Elder! Dental plan! Pitt the Elder! Dental plan! Pitt the Elder! Dental plan! Pitt the Elder! Dental plan! Pitt the Elder!
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17 Nov 2022
Man goes to Doctor. Says his business is failing. Says he fired all employees. Says his customers abandoned him. Doctor says, “Treatment is simple. Great CEO Musk is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.” Man bursts into tears. Says, “But doctor…I am Musk.”
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14 Nov 2022
Free speech is where anyone can be "verified" but contradicting your boss gets you insta-fired.
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4 Nov 2022
Where’s my Tough On Crime Lawn Order crowd when it’s a big company violating labor laws?
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20 Oct 2022
flatmate has just asked me whether i think the lettuce voted leaf or romaine in the brexit referendum and im frankly furious at how funny i found it
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