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Mike Charette @mikecharette

🎤🔥 Stand Up Comedianne

Joined August 2009
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When the edibles make it through TSA
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Me wanting to panic buy because of tariffs but not knowing what to panic buy
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Last thing left to move out of my apartment
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Not saying correlation equals causation but Puff Daddy is definitely a mouth breather
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Me after paying my taxes: hey google play uplifting music #TaxDay #taxes
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#Caturday #standupcomedy
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Let’s be friends @elonmusk! #standupcomedy #comedy #bff #joke #funny
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#DannyMasterson #standupcomedy #joke #standup
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3 months into moving in with your girl:
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I will convert it to Bitcoin #IfYouSendMeFiveDollars
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Had me in the first 1/3, not gonna lie
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Just realized I’m a flat universer. The universe is flat. #flatuniverse #flatuniverser @neiltyson
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Clickbait article: giant squid wa.. Me: *click*
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You ever get off a call and only regret 10-15% of what you said? Amazing. #thursdayvibes
The reddit nft is the equivalent of the verified badge on Twitter #redditnft #reddit
Riding a motorcycle is sideways skydiving
tHe OnLy tImE iN hIsToRy wE CaReD aBoUt a WNBA tRaDe
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When you run out of things to do on your phone:
Being on your phone speeds life up by ~1.3x. Maybe even ~1.4x at times. Is this proven yet? @elonmusk
My mom: I can’t wait to be a grandma Me and my siblings w/o kids:
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