he/him • Go #Flames and subscribe to @TheScorchstack • Free Palestine • Retired hockey writer; full-time hater; usually playing Dark Souls.
Joined February 2011
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12 Mar 2019
Here are my #SeaHAC slides. Over the next few weeks I'll continue to track, analyze, and work on the next iteration of this #Flames PK project with more material coming soon.
It was a rush to finish and it shows, sadly. Hopefully it's good enough still.
drive.google.com/open?id=1Wu…
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8 Mar 2018
me: TULSKY, TULSKY, TULSKY
nerds in the computer lab all look up from their spreadsheets: ... TULSKY, TULSKY, TULSKY
*deafening sound of Tulsky chants echo across continent*
bloggers standing up in unison in their basements: TULSKY, TULSKY, TULSKY
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15 Aug 2011
Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.
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May 27
Every season Cleveland keeps Donovan Mitchell on the roster further depreciates the 30 % of the cap they allocated to Evan Mobley.
1 of the most glaring examples of incongruence between a team’s two best players in the league, CLE MUST make a decision between them this offseason
May 27
Donovan Mitchell passed on just 53.8% of his 1,155 postseason touches, the 3rd lowest passing ratio among high-volume playoff drivers since 2014.
The biggest reason why CLE's 1.5 ORTG w/ Harden & Mitchell ROSE to 3.8 in Harden's solo minutes & FELL to -2.7 w/ just Donovan.
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Darren Dreger reporting Archduke Franz Ferdinand is likely to return from Sarajevo
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29 Feb 2012
Tht feeling you get wen you know its over
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My NHL site is now live!
nhl.hockey-statistics.com/
There are many features that you can't find anywhere and I'm quite proud of this project.
However, I could really use your help spread the word. Please share the link here on Twitter/X, but also on other platforms. It means a lot
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hall_stank_blake.mp4
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Apr 18
why didn't superman help out ireland during the troubles? is he a protestant?
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Apr 7
We won the @HockeyAnalytics Big Data Cup 2026!
Forechecking is usually described as a system label. We tried to show it as a spatial timing problem: who arrives first, which lane is open, and how fast F2/F3 take that lane away.
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One of the greatest exchanges in Vancouver sports radio history.
"You said I was wrong. And I didn't have a hissy fit." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Frank Seravalli was pissed during fiery debate on Vancouver sports radio 😡 📣
dailyhive.com/vancouver/sera…
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Feb 13
Seth Jarvis making balloon animals
🍓Free condoms have run out in the Olympic Village
Athletes used up the strategic stock — 10,000 contraceptives — in a record three days.
Organizers found themselves in a rather awkward position and promise a new batch — but the timing remains unclear, La Stampa reports.
For comparison, 300,000 condoms were distributed to athletes at the 2024 Paris Olympics.
The tradition of handing out contraceptives has existed since 1988 and was interrupted only once — at the Tokyo 2020 Games due to COVID.
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12 Sep 2021
the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Feb 3
I hear Paul Bissonnette is talking about Rick Tocchet and Matvei Michkov again
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Jan 30
The van scene from Home Alone was shot at 4:30 AM and was completely improvised and it ended up being one of the funniest scenes in the movie.
Two Canadian comedy icons.
Rest in peace, Catherine O'Hara. Rest in peace, John Candy.
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I built a salary model where you can see every player's value through 2031. Tells you which contracts are good/bad (and by how much), and what fair market value is going forward.
Here's what my model says about upcoming free agent Coby White:
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being a hater when it comes to sports is the most freeing and wonderful feeling.
there's a guy you don't like for no reason? boo them
star player leaves your fav team? boo them
a player who is the hockey embodiment of war criminal gets blown up? cheer and celebrate their demise
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14 Jun 2019
Look at this guy smash his own nuts by crossing his legs.
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Jan 7
Whether you’re a #GoAvsGo fan here in Denver, a member of the online analytics community, or just somebody who has nothing on the calendar March 31, we’d love to have you at the HALO Meetings & Conference!
avalanche.spinzo.com/colorad…
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8 May 2018
I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom
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