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30 Dec 2024
Interesting. I had a feeling that Jimmy Carter died years ago, so I asked Gemini.
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13 Aug 2024
Wtf is going on with #X ?! I get bombarded with unsolicited shit like troops being blown apart and dumb ass OF hoes, but yet I can't watch a fkin Golf drill video due to the #PlaybackError error.
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20 Jul 2024
You'll never convince me that The Open Championship isn't by far the best of the 4 golf Majors. #TheOpenChampionship #Golf
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8 Jun 2024
Watching the @PGATOUR live coverage and just heard someone in the crowd shout to Xander Schauffele "hey Xander, what about Bobs hole in one?" Immediately after hit his tee shot on the 1st. @bobdoessports @ohwowthejet @FatPerez33
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MJD23 retweeted
5 Feb 2024
what do you even do at that point
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1 Oct 2023
So. Harmon waggling and tapping his club down 9 times behind the ball in the thick rough before hitting a flop shot isn't improving the lie then? #RyderCup #RyderCup2023
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30 Sep 2023
The starter to the players and caddies at the Ryder Cup tomorrow:
x.com/Bartnior/status/149795…
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MJD23 retweeted
30 Sep 2023
A caddie waving the hat middle of the green for celebration? Totally fine
A player telling him to step aside so he can get ready to putt? Totally fine
Then the caddie walks to the player and start chirping? Not cool
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30 Sep 2023
Wait, did Zach Johnson just talk Speith out of hitting driver and he stepped up and nailed 3w into the water? Well played Capt Zach. 🇪🇺 #RyderCup2023
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23 Sep 2023
Need to get Paul McGinley off the Solheim Cup coverage. He's had nothing positive to say all day and keeps getting their names wrong. What a bell end. #SolheimCup2023 #lpga #skyportsgolf
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3 Jul 2023
"Another day, another golf ball that I'll never see again."
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MJD23 retweeted
26 Jun 2023
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6 Jun 2023
Quote of the day right here. 😂
Now that we’re all friends, is it too late for us to workshop some of these team names?
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