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The best 1970's movie according to me is Blazing Saddles.
I didn't like this film the first time I saw it, I was too young. Now every time I watch it gets better and better. It's so funny.
Blazing Saddles is the greatest movie of the 1970’s.
According to me!
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I haven’t gone to sleep yet.
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Even at 54 years old I feel uncomfortable when people address me as Mr. Commodore.
I still feel like that’s my dad’s name.
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I left the DC area and moved to North Carolina 21 years ago.
It turned out to be one of the best decisions of my life.
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The next time you are in the DC area I highly suggest you drive down to Annapolis Maryland. Middleton Tavern opened in 1750 and it's just one of many really cool spots there.
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Yamamoto has a perfect game going into the 8th inning. There’s only been one perfect game in MLB in the last 14 years. It’s incredibly rare. He’s at 89 pitches, I hope he’s allowed to finish it.
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Yamamoto of the Dodgers has a perfect game going into the seventh inning.
One other thing, the MLB record for most batters retired in a row is 46.
If Yamamoto can get through the eighth with the perfect game intact, he'll tie it.
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My parents didn't allow us to have this in the house because of the sugar. My great grandmother would buy it for us when we slept over her house.
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I was asked by one of my followers why I don't use profanity. Many other big accounts like mine do that.
First of all, I don't talk like that so why post it.
Second of all, I pretend my great grandmother is reading everything I type. That keeps me in line.
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One of my daughter’s teenage friends heard me use the word thesaurus and asked me if it was a type of dinosaur.
I’m not kidding and neither was she.
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Aunt Esther: Who you calling ugly, suckah?
Fred: I'm calling you ugly. I could stick your face in some dough and make some gorilla cookies!
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Archie: There’s a black guy down at the job who has a bumper sticker on his car that says black is beautiful. So what’s wrong with me calling them black beauties?
Edith: It’s better than when he called them coons.
🤣🤣🤣
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The 1986 Boston Celtics were 50-1 at home regular season and playoffs. They were just as dominant as that Bulls team.
Every generation thinks their team was the greatest.
Every fan base swears they had a dynasty.
But when the conversation turns to the greatest team ever assembled, the 1996 Bulls are always in the room.
So let’s settle it.
If you’re NOT picking the ’96 Bulls, who are you taking and why? 👇🏀
72-10. Championship. Jordan. Pippen. Rodman.
Good luck topping that. 😏
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I was 14 months old when the Knicks won their last championship. I have been a die hard fan of this franchise my whole life.
I’m really excited.
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I’m old enough to remember when automatic transmission and air conditioning were considered extras on new cars.
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Isn’t it amazing when I send out a post of something that happened like 45 years ago and you can recall it in your head like it happened last week. The brain is really incredible.
Then you have no clue what you ate for breakfast.
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As a teenager I was a cashier at the grocery store. I rang up this man's food and then I noticed he had terrible rug on his head. It was awful. I looked at him and said "your total is $47.28 so how would you like... TUPAY for this?
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