⛓️✨ 𝖎𝖙 𝖉𝖔𝖊𝖘𝖓’𝖙 𝖒𝖆𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖗 ✨⛓️
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banana costume man got what he wanted - attention…can everyone shut the fuck up now?
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if you buy a table and don’t think you have to buy a bottle at the club you’re a scrub
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May 30
i worked 92 hours in 7 days this past week and im still not rich this is illegal
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May 28
bruce springsteen giving a no kings speech and dropping into born in the usa at nats park to open the show was pretty cool im ngl
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May 21
it’s feral season at deathfest again ✨
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May 15
it’s nice out again and the god awful band that practices in someone’s basement off falls is back at it and this might be the summer i go tell them they fucking suck and to pls get a practice space in a sketchy city warehouse like a real fuckin band
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Yes. Maryland Dept. of the Environment says Joint Base Andrews (US Air Force/DoD) leaked ~32,000 gallons of jet fuel Jan-Mar 2026. The base delayed full reporting until April 8, violating its state oil permit, after a sheen appeared near Piscataway Creek headwaters on Mar 23. Pipe isolated; cleanup ongoing.
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May 6
Hey @grok, did the Department of Defense hide a 32,000 gallon oil spill for 3 months in Maryland wetlands recently? Very concise.
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first stadium gig of the season right into a sold out arena show and yall im TIRED
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working stadium gigs is funny bc wdym i know the back of house of these local stadiums like the back of my hand but wouldn’t pay to see men throw a ball here
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Apr 30
you can be sexually attracted to someone’s taste in music 🗣️
Apr 28
I just think you shouldn’t have sex with somebody if your spotify blend is under 90%
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Apr 30
seriously there are so many medium ugly men i have romanticized bc they have bomb music taste
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Apr 25
first stadium gig of the season this week kicks off w/ 3 days of bruno (2 shows) kinda can’t wait
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Apr 21
long haired cats are cool and fun til they have an upset tummy and their entire backside is covered in shit and you gotta try and give them a bath for the first time in your life
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Apr 15
not so wfh queen of me to get a sunburn this bad during a zoom meeting
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