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10 Dec 2019
"Cheap fabric and dim lighting, that's how you move merchandise."
Morty Seinfeld, January 16, 1997
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For those who enjoy pickleball metrics / statistics! I've launched a new endeavor #pickleball
New Website: pickleballmathlete.com
New Newsletter: pickleballmathlete.substack.…
The newsletter is free … over time PPA / MLP match stats will go behind a paywall @ $30/year.
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28 Nov 2025
You can complain about going for two and missing it (they should have taken the extra point blah blah blah). Remember, the Eagles already missed an extra point, it isn't guaranteed ... and the two point conversion you need at the end of the game isn't guaranteed either.
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26 Sep 2025
1.1" of rain here in the West Valley this morning - a very enjoyable thunderstorm! #azwx
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17 Sep 2025
Shohei Otani threw five no-hit innings and hit a home run while going 2-5 at the plate as the Dodgers lost to the Phillies 9-6.
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1 Sep 2025
An AI app just told me that it needs to stay away from references to organized crime.
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16 Aug 2025
Future civilizations will marvel at the fact that in 2025 the wealthiest, luckiest human beings would leave 3-2 baseball game in the 9th inning with tickets directly behind home plate because #traffic while poor people sitting 450 feet from home plate would appreciate the game.
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27 Jul 2025
The replies represent a case study in modern society. Read them … beautiful … and depressing.
26 Jul 2025
Ranking the Midwest States:
1. Illinois
2. Indiana
3. Iowa
4. Kansas
5. Michigan
6. Minnesota
7. Missouri
8. Nebraska
9. North Dakota
10. Ohio
11. South Dakota
12. Wisconsin
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8 Jul 2025
No, I am not interested in being paid $26 to post something uninteresting about you on LinkedIn.
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27 Jun 2025
If you are a brilliant SEO specialist, how come a simple Google search does not highlight your brilliance?
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28 May 2025
I could write an entire book about the myriad stories told by trade journalists about the great things Macy's is about to do, worded so glowingly.
What Macy's tried for the past decade did not work, the advice proffered by trade journalists doing more harm than good.
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22 May 2025
This is so lazy and misleading.
The stat that needs to be measured is "teams down EXACTLY 14 points". Why lump in all teams down 17 points or 22 points or 37 points unless you want to make the rally look more exceptional ... even though it was stupid exceptional?
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21 Apr 2025
If I visit your website and you welcome me to your email campaigns and I did not provide you with my email address, you've done something gravely wrong.
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